1 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,434 Couldn't we have taken 2 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,875 these pictures somewhere else? 3 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,000 Like where? 4 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:49,708 I don't know, somewhere less disgusting. 5 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:53,083 Maybe on a day where it's not pouring rain outside. 6 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,958 But don't you just love the aesthetic? 7 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,375 It's so gross. 8 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,750 Come on. Where's your sense of adventure? 9 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,291 Back outside with my sanity. 10 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,083 We shouldn't be here. 11 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:09,541 I thought you liked breaking the rules. 12 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,875 Holy shit. 13 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,583 Oh, nope. That's my creepy limit. 14 00:01:18,708 --> 00:01:19,750 Don't worry. 15 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:22,666 I'm sure some teenagers just left it in here as a joke. 16 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,416 Oh, ha-ha. Please put it back. 17 00:01:25,541 --> 00:01:27,166 Or I have an idea. 18 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,750 Don't you think this is just, like, 19 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,750 a little disrespectful? 20 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,000 Just taking pictures. 21 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:46,500 I mean this is the house where the guy lost his marbles 22 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:49,125 and murdered his entire family. 23 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 And? 24 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,000 That doesn't freak you out? 25 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,833 Not really. 26 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:57,375 You are such a freak. 27 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,541 What was that? 28 00:02:01,666 --> 00:02:03,625 It was just the house. 29 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:08,708 What are you doing? 30 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,416 It's juniper. 31 00:02:10,541 --> 00:02:15,250 Can use it to cleanse the house of any malicious spirits. 32 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,625 I want my model freaking out. 33 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:22,166 You think it works on rodents? 34 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,333 I think I just saw a rat. 35 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,958 Who knows what else is in here? 36 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:32,041 Okay, I think we got it. 37 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:33,541 We're done? 38 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:35,541 We're just beginning. 39 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:41,875 You wanna? 40 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,916 I don't think it's a good idea. 41 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,041 Come on. 42 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:52,125 I don't know why I let you talk me into this stuff. 43 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,041 Is anyone there? 44 00:03:00,916 --> 00:03:03,583 We don't mean any harm. 45 00:03:03,708 --> 00:03:07,208 We just wanna talk. 46 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,333 Spirits. 47 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:11,375 If you're there, give us a sign. 48 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,708 Oh. Sorry, that's me. 49 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:30,166 Oh shit! There's a tornado warning. 50 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:34,083 It's like really close. What do we do? 51 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,041 It's okay. 52 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:38,375 Um, we're gonna find a bathroom. We're gonna take shelter. 53 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,250 We're gonna be fine. 54 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:41,083 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 55 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,875 Did you hear that? 56 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,541 It was, it was just the wind. 57 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,416 I think we need to get out of here. 58 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:10,291 You're listening to Amityville 103.9. 59 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,125 Wanna bone? 60 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,541 It's me, Jon Boner slinging the best songs all day long. 61 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:15,708 Stay tuned. 62 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,041 ♪ Do you think about the harm you've caused yourself ♪ 63 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,500 ♪ Concentrating on the here or nowhere else ♪ 64 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:49,958 ♪ With all things aside ♪ 65 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,083 ♪ You could never decide on heaven, here, or hell ♪ 66 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:55,625 ♪ And I know that it's a long, long winding road ♪ 67 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,833 ♪ I know, I know ♪ ♪ I know, I know ♪ 68 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:01,500 ♪ Do you really have to go ♪ 69 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:03,809 ♪ Is this everything ♪ ♪ Is this everything ♪ 70 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:07,041 ♪ You wanted ♪ ♪ You wanted ♪ 71 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,392 ♪ Is this is everything ♪ ♪ Is this is everything ♪ 72 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:11,500 ♪ You thought that it could be ♪ ♪ You thought that it could be ♪ 73 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:12,809 ♪ You said you want it ♪ ♪ You said you want it ♪ 74 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,101 ♪ Now you got it ♪ ♪ Now you got it ♪ 75 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,125 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 76 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,833 ♪ So when you change your mind, don't look for me ♪ 77 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:21,750 ♪ I'm in the second cities ♪ 78 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:22,875 Man, yes. 79 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,142 I have been looking forward to this trip. 80 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:26,833 This is exactly what I need right now. 81 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,101 Yeah, I know what you mean. 82 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,916 It's just a little bit of driving. 83 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:32,041 Then a lot of relaxing. 84 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,250 Man. Check it out. 85 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,416 All around us, 86 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:38,708 this is the biggest one in the city, Amityville Cemetery. 87 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:39,833 Uh, cool. 88 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:43,666 Once we got our stuff moved in, set everything down, 89 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,208 feed the cat, check out some local sites, 90 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:49,791 some of the scenes, and then we're throwing a party. 91 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:53,250 I'm pretty sure your sister said no parties. 92 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:57,833 Look, once we get closer to the city, I'll find a spot, 93 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,000 I'll help out, get some party snacks. 94 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:05,291 Speaking of snacks, have you seen my burrito anywhere? 95 00:06:05,416 --> 00:06:06,416 Have I seen your...? 96 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:09,375 How did you lose a whole-ass burrito? 97 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,958 I don't know man. 98 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,791 Oh. Here it is. 99 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,250 It's still good, right? 100 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,708 How many of those have you eaten? 101 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:21,833 Uh, burritos? This is my first one. 102 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:22,666 Bullshit. 103 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:26,375 I saw you down three fried tacos, two shakes, and a Twinkie. 104 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,541 And? 105 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:29,666 And I'm just saying there's no mystery 106 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:31,071 that your stomach keeps hurting. 107 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:34,708 It's all that shit you keep putting into it. 108 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,708 Are you fucking kidding me? 109 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:39,833 What? What's wrong man? 110 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,236 I can't concentrate on the road 111 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,166 with you snacking on garbage all day. 112 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:45,125 Want a bite? 113 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,083 You chew like a farm animal. 114 00:06:47,208 --> 00:06:48,208 Which one? 115 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:53,166 Moo, moo, moo. Oink, oink, oink. 116 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:58,458 You're listening to Amityville 103.9, The Pit. 117 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,916 That song was "Second Cities" by Kill Lincoln. 118 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,416 We got more music coming up. 119 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:04,000 But before we move on, 120 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:06,958 I wanna talk about a local story that's just breaking. 121 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:08,208 Now, everyone tuning in 122 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:11,166 is likely aware of the infamous Amityville Horror House, 123 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,125 the DeFeo Murders and the Lutz family. 124 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:17,250 Well, last night the house's legacy came to a climactic end 125 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:21,375 as a record breaking F5 tornado leveled it to the ground. 126 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,833 Thankfully no one was injured- Talk radio. 127 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,226 - Whoa, dude. Hey, whoa, hey. - Hey! 128 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:26,916 - Turn that up. - What the fuck? 129 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,184 But the cultural impact 130 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,791 that 108 Ocean Avenue has left on Amityville 131 00:07:30,916 --> 00:07:32,375 isn't going anywhere. 132 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,750 Stay tuned, dear viewers, 133 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:37,583 because up next we have "7675" by Joystick! 134 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,791 But first, a word from our sponsors. 135 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:43,000 Cream Weenie! Your favorite. 136 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:46,541 Sounds like a pretty fucking gnarly storm, I guess. 137 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,306 It's a balanced breakfast. 138 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:49,496 Be anything you want to be! 139 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:51,250 Trey, you, you alright? 140 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:52,166 And everyone in between 141 00:07:52,291 --> 00:07:54,708 can't get enough of the Creamy Ween! 142 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:55,666 No teeth required. 143 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:59,166 Man, I know you don't really care, 144 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:02,666 but what that guy just said on the radio, 145 00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:05,666 the house, the haunting, it's like, 146 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,666 it's like the history of the whole town. 147 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,500 That was like practically my childhood. 148 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,791 Mm-hmm. 149 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:18,541 Just, you never got to see it, you know? 150 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,083 And you would've loved it. 151 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:24,541 Yeah, I'm really sure I would, Trey. 152 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:26,916 Hey, we could still check out the wreckage, right? 153 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,041 Mm. No. 154 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:32,250 Well at least there's still the Skull Crusher show. 155 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,666 Skull Crusher! Yeah. 156 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:36,166 You're coming right? You're down? 157 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:38,791 No, I was never down. 158 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:42,125 I've got a lot of better things to do. Like nothing. 159 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,916 That's my exact goal for the weekend. 160 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:47,125 And Skull Crusher gets in the way of that. 161 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,958 I guess I just don't understand why you don't like 'em. 162 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:53,416 'Cause I like good music, Trey. 163 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:54,541 Oh. 164 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,083 Uh. Oh. 165 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,000 Dude. 166 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:07,833 ♪ I do it for the cause ♪ 167 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,041 ♪ I do it for the kicks ♪ 168 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,286 ♪ It's 8 AM it's time we get this shit all over with ♪ 169 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,958 ♪ And so we pile in a van, start singing Everclear ♪ 170 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,851 ♪ We're heading to the yard so we can chug some beers ♪ 171 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:16,995 ♪ And then I throw it back ♪ 172 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:17,916 ♪ And then I throw it back ♪ 173 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:20,059 ♪ I throw an egg to Mickey then I pass it back to Zach ♪ 174 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:20,791 ♪ Then I throw it back ♪ 175 00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:21,750 ♪ But I throw the egg to Alex ♪ 176 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,583 ♪ And I hope that it will crack ♪ 177 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,541 Oh, shit. Brent, hi. 178 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,666 Sorry you had to see that. 179 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:33,791 Don't be. I was enjoying the show. 180 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:36,458 I didn't know you moved like that. 181 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:39,041 Well, just trying to unwind. 182 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:43,458 What's up? 183 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,500 Well, I just wanted to stop in and say great work today. 184 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:47,333 - Oh? - Yeah. 185 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,708 I really enjoyed your coverage of yesterday's tornado. 186 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,375 Very informative stuff. 187 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,958 Wow. Thank you so much. 188 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,208 That means a lot coming from you. 189 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,708 I know it does. 190 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,750 That being said, 191 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,208 we need to have a little talk about your sign off. 192 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,583 Shit. 193 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:06,375 I know I kind of went on a tangent, 194 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:10,625 but it's just, that tornado was an absolute phenomena. 195 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,375 Not to mention, it decimated a local historic landmark. 196 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,041 - Oh, I'm aware. - Right? 197 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,500 And Chris and Shanta didn't even talk about it. 198 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,833 And for that tornado to touch down on site 199 00:10:19,958 --> 00:10:21,750 and then just vanish? 200 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:24,375 I, I've never heard of or seen anything like it. 201 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,500 And even on my radar, 202 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,267 the formation goes against everything I know 203 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:30,083 about hook echoes and velocity couplets. 204 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:33,625 It's almost as if the DeFeo house itself 205 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,166 was the source of the vortex and. 206 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:38,375 Dude. Lemme stop you right there. 207 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,958 The viewers don't care about that old haunted house. 208 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,541 It's played out. 209 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:44,266 In fact, I think the people of this town 210 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,833 are happy to see it gone. 211 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,559 It just felt like it deserved to be mentioned. 212 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,333 Yeah. Well you don't make those decisions now, do you? 213 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,833 You're a meteorologist, not a journalist. 214 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,416 No, you're right. I'm sorry. 215 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:58,750 It won't happen again. 216 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,291 I know it won't. 217 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,125 Well, thank you for stopping by, Brent. 218 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,666 But I should really get going. 219 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:17,625 Unless there's something else you wanna talk about. 220 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:22,541 Actually there is. 221 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:27,541 As you know, Gale Thunder is retiring next month. 222 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:28,875 I heard. 223 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,166 Right. 224 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:35,208 And I know you've been eyeing the evening news position. 225 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,458 So let me give you a little advice, June Weathers, 226 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:42,000 if you see yourself as the evening news meteorologist 227 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:46,375 at my station, you show up when I tell you to show up, 228 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:50,083 say what I tell you to say, and stay pretty. 229 00:11:56,291 --> 00:12:00,541 Speaking of, you may wanna lay off the break room donuts. 230 00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:03,125 You're looking a little, uh... 231 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,416 See you tomorrow. 232 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,583 Yes indeed. 233 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:20,833 Where's the couch? 234 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:21,976 Dude, I gotta hand it to you, 235 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,375 You did such a great job driving. 236 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,291 And you did a great job farting the whole time. 237 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:31,333 And I'm not done yet, my friend. 238 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,791 What a sight. It is so good to be back. 239 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:40,666 It's good to breathe some fresh air. 240 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,541 Oh, come on man. 241 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:46,458 Trey and Jib bachelor weekend. We're gonna have so much fun. 242 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:50,416 Not too much fun though, right, Trey? Just relaxing. 243 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:52,208 Right, Trey? 244 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,458 Or just ignore me. That's cool. 245 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:59,250 Alright, according to my sister's text, uh, 246 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,791 the key should be in the mailbox. 247 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:02,916 Cool. 248 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:17,416 Hey, remember when I said that the key was in the mailbox? 249 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,625 Dude, are you fucking kidding me? 250 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,184 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 251 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,750 Not wanting to sleep in that car again. 252 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,041 It wasn't all so bad. It was kind of cuddly. 253 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,000 Dude, for you. You were the little spoon. 254 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,416 Hold it right there. 255 00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:32,291 Oh, shit. Cop. 256 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:33,851 What the heck is this guy doing here? 257 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:37,708 Hey officer, uh, how can we help you out today? 258 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,541 What are you two doing here? 259 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,500 Well, trying to get in, but the door's locked. 260 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,041 I see. And do you live here? 261 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:49,250 Uh, no. 262 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:53,583 It's his sister's place and we're allowed to be here. 263 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,833 And what's he doing? 264 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,125 Oh, that's a new kind of yoga. 265 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,166 Helps him poop. 266 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,500 Funny guy. 267 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,305 I'm gonna need to see some identification. 268 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,833 And I'm gonna need you to tone down the dick cop vibe. 269 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,875 What are you, like a year older than us. 270 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,250 Hey! Found it. 271 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,083 Oh see, we're all good here. 272 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,958 Okay. Sorry to bother you. 273 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:24,333 Oh, by the way, 274 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,658 there's been suspicious activity around here as of late. 275 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:31,083 If you see anything out of the ordinary, let me know. 276 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,541 Sure. 277 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,083 - For sure. - Stay outta trouble. 278 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,083 You got it, Paul Blart. 279 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,375 It's Officer Lipshits. 280 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:55,458 I don't like Officer Dipshits, dude. I fucking hate cops. 281 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,625 What was he even doing here? 282 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,833 Dude, I have no idea. 283 00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:00,791 I don't give a rat's hat about that guy. 284 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,267 Sit yourself down but I don't get too comfortable 285 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,041 'cause you and I are going across the street 286 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,125 to the DeFeo house right now. 287 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,166 I did not drive all this way to just get tetanus. 288 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,625 What I need is a nap. 289 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,226 You're not gonna get tetanus over there, dude. 290 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,666 You're gonna get, like, 291 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:15,666 a bunch of crazy cool unknown treasures. 292 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,059 Where's your sense of adventure? 293 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,708 Who knows what kind of crazy cool things 294 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:19,541 we can find over there? 295 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:20,375 Let's go. 296 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,125 What are you even hoping to find? 297 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,892 You're gonna dig through a bunch of scrap lumber 298 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:26,791 and uncover some relics of the past, like an old mirror? 299 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:27,666 Dude, yeah. 300 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,958 - Or maybe a dollhouse. - Yes. 301 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,791 Or a shitty broken clock next to a painting of a clown. 302 00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:34,541 Yeah. Let's go. 303 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,375 Spooky toilet, that's what you're after. 304 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:41,291 Hey, hey, don't belittle my condition, dude. 305 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,416 And exactly. 306 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,392 Dude, there's a world of endless possibilities out there 307 00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,541 just waiting for us. 308 00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,791 Let's go. 309 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:52,791 Trey, I absolutely am not going across the street 310 00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:55,708 to look at an abandoned lot with you. 311 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:58,416 Trey and Jib, paranormal private eyes 312 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,708 on our biggest mission yet: 313 00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:04,000 The DeFeo house. 314 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,958 Look alive, buddy. 315 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,135 That's the thumbnail for this week's episode. 316 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,416 Oh, I'm gonna be a star. 317 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,833 Here we are at the DeFeo house. 318 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:19,750 And in an amazing stroke of luck, the gate's open. 319 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,125 Huh. 320 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,541 Step right in. 321 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:27,083 Yeah, just totally ajar. 322 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,916 It's not a jar, it's a gate. 323 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:31,541 Caught me there. 324 00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,541 Here we are at the DeFeo house. 325 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,583 Well, what's left of it. 326 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,708 If only there was some way 327 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,541 I could describe to the listeners 328 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,875 what I'm feeling right now. 329 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,750 It's amazing. It's awe-inspiring. 330 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,458 Kind of fucked up. 331 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,750 That's not the DeFeo house, you nincompoop. 332 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,833 This is the DeFeo house. 333 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,833 Beautiful, isn't it? 334 00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:02,250 Well it was beautiful. Still kind of is. 335 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,166 It's just an empty lot. 336 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,291 It's not just an empty lot. 337 00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:11,250 This plot of land is a piece of American history. 338 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,958 - Is that so? - Absolutely. 339 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:17,458 The history here goes a lot deeper than most people realize. 340 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,291 Okay, I'll bite. 341 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:22,666 I'm assuming you're familiar with Ronald DeFeo Jr. 342 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,833 Yeah, mass murderer, famously killed this whole family. 343 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,208 There's like a million movies. 344 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,583 Precisely. 345 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,166 And according to Amityvillepedia, 346 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,333 DeFeo was not the first resident of this house 347 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,500 to lose his mind within its walls. 348 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,333 According to local legend, a man by the name of Salem Poe 349 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,500 erected the structure in 1927 350 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,916 as a wedding gift for his new bride, Delilah. 351 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,500 Erected. Nice. 352 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,500 I'm getting excited about it too, dude. 353 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:47,767 The wood he used to frame the house 354 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,333 was salvaged from a local asylum 355 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,250 burnt down by one of his patients. 356 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,083 The Poes lived here 357 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,888 for only a short time during construction, 358 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,583 but Salem began to hear whispers 359 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,000 coming within the walls night after night. 360 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:01,458 Their whispers became louder, turning to screams! 361 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,458 They demanded a sacrifice of a soul. 362 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,083 Salem battled the voices, but they became too much. 363 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,416 Wielding the very hammer he used to construct the home, 364 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,375 Salem bludgeon Delilah to death 365 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,833 offering her soul as a bartering chip to the spirits. 366 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,041 Unfortunately, in doing so, 367 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,125 he fell victim to the malevolent spirit's trap 368 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,583 and cursed himself into a half life. 369 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:24,958 Salem abandoned the house 370 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,583 and Delilah's body was found by the Ireland family 371 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,291 upon taking over the home's construction. 372 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:33,375 As for Salem, it's believe that he changed his name, 373 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:37,416 fled town, and was never heard from again. 374 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,541 Very cool. 375 00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,745 This really affects all the things I have to do today. 376 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,041 Can you enjoy nothing? 377 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,126 I'm sorry. It just all sounds really inaccurate. 378 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,601 You know anyone can edit that, right? 379 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,500 Dude, look at the guy who made the page. 380 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,333 He's a top contributor in the whole wiki. 381 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,958 TreyGriffin95? That's you. 382 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,250 Ah, it doesn't matter, man. Look, I grew up here. 383 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:58,517 I know what I'm talking about. 384 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,791 I'm like your own private personal tour guy. 385 00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,583 Oh, thank you for the history lesson. 386 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,416 You're welcome, buddy. 387 00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:06,333 You know I'm just amazed 388 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,750 at how quickly they cleaned up all the debris. 389 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,275 Who knows what kind of cool history 390 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,250 we could have found here. 391 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,083 Hmm. 392 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,934 So it's really interfered with your investigation, 393 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,875 hasn't it, Detective? 394 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Indeed. 395 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,916 I guess some things are just meant to be a mystery. 396 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,208 Huh, $2 bill. 397 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,208 Where are you going? 398 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,458 Trey get outta there, man. 399 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,458 Dude, check it out. 400 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,541 Wow. A whole two bucks. 401 00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,346 Try not to spend it all in one place, Trey. 402 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,375 I'm not spending this thing, dude. 403 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,166 This is my lucky day. 404 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,833 What is that? 405 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Dude. 406 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,059 Why don't we just like stop 407 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,458 and think about this for a second. 408 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,833 I thought you didn't even believe in the paranormal. 409 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,708 I don't. I believe in art imitating reality. 410 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:19,125 And I've seen enough movies to know that fucking with that 411 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,291 is just gonna leave me dead or possessed. 412 00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:22,642 And you're gonna have to be haunted with that 413 00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:23,916 for the rest of your life. 414 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,208 I wouldn't die too? 415 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,333 - No. - Why? 416 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,708 Well, 'cause you're too dumb. 417 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:29,541 Oh. 418 00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,142 Point is, we shouldn't fuck with that. 419 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,375 Even if it's just some trash from an empty lot. 420 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,958 Haunted lot. 421 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,750 Allegedly haunted. 422 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,750 Wait, why you always getting me derailed? 423 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,000 I don't wanna do this. 424 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:52,791 Spirits, my name's Trey. This is my homie, Jib. 425 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,541 We mean you no harm. 426 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,083 What up, spirits? 427 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,458 Are you in the room with us? 428 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,666 Dude? W-What? 429 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,666 It's working! Dude, dude, dude, dude! 430 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,000 Ah! 431 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,250 Did you feel that? 432 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,166 Unbelievable. 433 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,750 W-was that You? 434 00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,708 Of course it was. 435 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,041 So disrespectful. 436 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,166 Uh, yeah. 437 00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:40,125 Super disrespectful to the spirits of the empty lot. 438 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,809 Dude, I was trying to bridge the gap. 439 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:42,583 What gap? 440 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:46,333 The gap between the spiritual dimensions. 441 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,916 Oh, oh, ooh. 442 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,750 Oh, shit. You good? 443 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,416 Yeah. Yeah. I'll be fine. 444 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,901 Dude, I told you you shouldn't have had that last burrito. 445 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,500 Nope! It's touching cloth, it's touching cloth. 446 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,083 Change your underwear! 447 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:10,958 Finally. Peace and quiet. 448 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:32,375 Another day, another dollar. 449 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,833 You coming? 450 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:36,041 My shift don't start for five minutes, man. 451 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,833 I'm taking every second. 452 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,958 You a lazy son of a bitch, you know that, Gus? 453 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:41,541 It takes one to know one, fat-ass. 454 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,125 Ah, fuck face. Hand me my cola. 455 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,666 This shit's gon' kill you. 456 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,791 Aw, I ain't that lucky. 457 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:54,333 Fuckin' Gus. Fuckin' all his bullshit. 458 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,458 I'm over it. 459 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:58,916 What the fuck? 460 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,245 It's too early for this shit. 461 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:06,166 Goddammit, Rooster. What the hell do you need? 462 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,083 Good morning to you too, boss. 463 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,000 Listen, I got 10 dudes coming up 464 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,875 for the Amityville removal job. 465 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,041 Gus and I just got to the site. 466 00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:15,601 There's gotta be some kind of mix up. 467 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,625 Ah, Christ. I'm looking at the work order now. 468 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:21,708 You should be at the Amityville Horror House on, uh, Ocean. 469 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,666 Ocean Avenue. Yeah, we're here. 470 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,125 What's the problem then? 471 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,541 Load up the wreckage. Haul it out. 472 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,500 That's the thing, boss. 473 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:31,291 There ain't nothing left. 474 00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:32,875 It's gone. - Ah, fuck it. 475 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,375 You know, you know what? 476 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,041 If you and Gus don't wanna work, I'll hire people who do. 477 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:42,083 Are you even listening? Hello, Rooster? 478 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:55,833 ♪ Cold hearts and cold shoulders ♪ 479 00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:58,791 ♪ Guess we're calling it a goth girl summer ♪ 480 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:05,250 ♪ Guess we're calling it a goth girl summer ♪ 481 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,208 Fucking call me back, asshole. 482 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,416 Oh, Chris, those ducks sure know 483 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,541 how to win a dance battle, don't they? 484 00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:41,041 I'd take a quack at em. 485 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:44,458 I guess the bill's in the mail. 486 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,166 It's like water off of a duck's back. 487 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:51,625 Alright, let's take a look at your weekend forecast. 488 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:54,250 June, how's it looking? 489 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:57,333 We've got a bit of a gloomy weekend coming up, Chris. 490 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:00,416 We can expect to see clouds rolling in early this morning 491 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,500 and it looks like they're here to stay. 492 00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:05,708 But before we discuss today's highs and lows, 493 00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:08,916 let's take a look at yet another weather phenomena 494 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,416 that occurred right here in our very own town. 495 00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:14,416 A second tornado in the past 48 hours touched down 496 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:16,833 and then suddenly vanished on Ocean Avenue. 497 00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:18,166 It begs the question, 498 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:21,958 what's causing this strange pattern to occur? 499 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:24,083 Damage was minor but d... 500 00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,375 Sorry, so sorry. 501 00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:37,208 Today's high will be in the mid 70s 502 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:39,000 with a low around 65. 503 00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:43,416 Don't cancel those outdoor weekend plans just yet, 504 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,208 but pack a raincoat just in case. 505 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:50,625 Chris, Shanta, back to you. 506 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,875 Goddammit. 507 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,500 What? 508 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,666 Fucking couch. 509 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,416 Oh shit. 510 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,416 Trey, you up? 511 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:15,291 Oh... 512 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,041 Hey, good morning. 513 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,791 Oh, dude. 514 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,541 There's something seriously wrong with your insides. 515 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:28,333 Yeah, I was, uh, warming up the toilet seat all night. 516 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:31,208 Okay, whatever man. There's some shit going on outside. 517 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,375 Come check it out. 518 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:38,625 Look. 519 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,875 Dude, is that dead body? 520 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:48,625 I think so. Wonder what happened. 521 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,208 Want me to go find out? 522 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:54,833 Nah, it's a whole-ass crime scene. 523 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,291 I'd rather just stay inside 524 00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:58,458 and watch from the comfort of our... 525 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:08,166 Dude, check it out. Look. 526 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,333 A man. 527 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,958 Good eye, Jessica Fletcher. 528 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,643 Go ask him if he knows what happened. 529 00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:15,791 Dude, what? No way. 530 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:18,458 With all the twisted shit you told me about that lot, 531 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:20,583 all that harbinger of doom over there is gonna say, 532 00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:21,708 "This place is cursed. 533 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:24,125 You never should have come here." 534 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,791 Why? Why would you even say that? 535 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:26,708 He looks like a nice guy. 536 00:28:26,833 --> 00:28:27,875 Dude. I don't know. 537 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,875 "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," uh, "Friday the 13th." 538 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,083 "Camp Blood," every horror movie ever. 539 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,488 Come on man. Let's just go back 540 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:36,750 I'm going in. 541 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,583 Yeah, just right in the middle of my sentence again. 542 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:43,750 Hey, hey, hey, buddy. 543 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:47,791 Oh, uh, uh, my friend and I are amateur, 544 00:28:47,916 --> 00:28:50,458 uh, amateur detectives. 545 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,958 Uh, didn't know if you had any idea of, uh, 546 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,125 what's going on across the street over there. 547 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,833 You should not have come here. 548 00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:59,291 What do you mean? 549 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:03,166 There's a black cloud over Amityville. 550 00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:04,875 This town is cursed. 551 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,333 Uh, okay. 552 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:15,000 Your soul is doomed. Doomed! 553 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,583 - Did he say the thing? - Yeah. 554 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,083 ♪ You gotta want it ♪ 555 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:42,250 ♪ Cream Weenie ♪ ♪ You gotta gotta need it ♪ 556 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,083 ♪ With with a Mega-Huge Cola ♪ 557 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:46,291 ♪ And a Squirt Soup ♪ ♪ Cream Weenie ♪ 558 00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:49,041 ♪ You gotta get the Cream Weenie, ah ♪ 559 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:52,458 I told you to get out my house! 560 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:56,833 I'm fucking Gale Thunder. Show me some respect. 561 00:29:56,958 --> 00:29:59,333 Cream Weenie though. 562 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:03,291 No-good pieces of shit. 563 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:06,500 Oh God. God, please kill my grandsons. 564 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,625 What in the world? 565 00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:04,000 Skull Crusher, baby! Ah! 566 00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,125 Showtime. 567 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,750 Cool. 568 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:12,000 Well you can't blame a fella like me for trying. 569 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,166 I guess not, but I'm happy for you. 570 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,666 You go have fun and I'm gonna stay here 571 00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:22,416 with my beer, the couch, and my phone. 572 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,166 And I'm thinking I'm just gonna watch some videos online. 573 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,250 Maybe watch a movie later. I don't know. 574 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:29,815 Well, since you'll be preoccupied, 575 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:33,875 I guess you won't mind if I take these out for a spin. 576 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,250 Nah, man. Whip's all yours. 577 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,666 But leave the fucking windows down 578 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:40,250 because I still can't get that smell out. 579 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,458 Can't make any promises. 580 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:44,500 But promise me you won't let the spirits seduce you tonight. 581 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,625 I will try my best. 582 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,958 Skull Crusher. Ow! 583 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,750 ♪ This ain't PG-13, honey ♪ 584 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:09,892 ♪ There is gonna be blood ♪ 585 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,250 ♪ So let the dirt do what it does ♪ 586 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:15,958 ♪ This is your exit wound on drugs ♪ 587 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:17,666 ♪ We ain't peachy keen ♪ 588 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:19,375 ♪ Or anything listed above ♪ 589 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,833 ♪ Just can't go back to what it was ♪ 590 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:25,583 ♪ The oh, so great reason, "Because..." ♪ 591 00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:27,500 ♪ A minor set back, jet pack ♪ 592 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,250 ♪ Get me outta here ASAP ♪ 593 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,500 ♪ Make that stat ♪ 594 00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:33,083 ♪ Immediately I see a much more happier me ♪ 595 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:35,008 I mean it's pretty good for a four-year-old. 596 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,351 I couldn't draw a skull like that when I was. 597 00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:39,083 Excuse me, miss, do you think this shirt would fit me? 598 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:42,083 Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up. 599 00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,583 Trey! 600 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:44,726 What the fuck are you doing here? 601 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,291 I'm here for the merch. What else? 602 00:33:46,416 --> 00:33:47,125 She's paying. 603 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,500 Uh, he's high. 604 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,916 So are you. 605 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:52,750 What a treat. 606 00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:53,583 I didn't know I was gonna run into 607 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:55,166 a hot shot TV personality. 608 00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,458 Fuck off. 609 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:57,375 Dude, I'm serious. 610 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,500 It's like you're almost a local celebrity. 611 00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:01,250 Pretty cool. You're big hot shot. 612 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,041 Oh, my gosh. 613 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,375 Well, it's not as glamorous as it sounds, 614 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,208 but dude, fuck all that. 615 00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:10,125 I'm so stoked to see you, man. 616 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,625 Where's Becks? Is she here? 617 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,958 No, my sister is off 618 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:17,708 at some like fancy photography exhibit upstate. 619 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:19,726 I'm just staying at her place to watch the cat and stuff. 620 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:23,166 So she chose art snobs over motherfucking Skull Crusher? 621 00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:26,083 - She's such a Philistine. - Oh, God. What a sellout. 622 00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:27,083 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 623 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:30,166 She's not the only one, Miss June Weathers. 624 00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:33,500 Yeah. Well, Brittany June Cummings 625 00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:35,208 didn't quite open the same doors. 626 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,333 I wonder why. 627 00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:37,166 "Attention, Amityville. 628 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:39,500 This is BJ Cummings here with the weather. 629 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:42,583 There's a golden shower headed your way so bundle up." 630 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,916 I wonder why that didn't work out. 631 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,250 Goddammit. Never change, Trey. 632 00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:49,916 I've tried nothing seems to stick. 633 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,281 How long are you in town for? 634 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:52,375 Just for the weekend. 635 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,500 My homie drove us here 636 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,666 and he has work on Monday Unfortunately. 637 00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:57,833 That being said, we are throwing a rager 638 00:34:57,958 --> 00:34:59,500 at my sister's place on Saturday. 639 00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:00,500 You should totally come. 640 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:02,083 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. 641 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,625 - You guys down? Hmm? - Oh yeah. 642 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:05,708 - Let's all party. - Yeah. 643 00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:07,791 Oh fuck. It's my boss. 644 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,750 One sec. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 645 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,541 Hey, Brent. What's going 646 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:12,767 Gale Thunder was found dead 647 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:15,000 in her home this afternoon. 648 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:17,000 I'm sorry, did you just say that she's... 649 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:17,958 Super dead. 650 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,791 It's very sad. Mourn later. 651 00:35:19,916 --> 00:35:22,666 Right now I need you down at the studio. 652 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,458 It's 10:30 at night. 653 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,083 I can tell time, June. 654 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,142 Listen, I shouldn't even be saying this over the phone, 655 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,583 but rumors are spreading like VD. 656 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:32,988 We got our hands on some reports 657 00:35:33,041 --> 00:35:34,184 regarding several dead bodies 658 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,083 that have been found around town. 659 00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:37,226 They had one thing in common. 660 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,416 They were all suffocated. 661 00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:39,916 Including Gale. 662 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,583 Now nothing is confirmed yet, 663 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,375 but my gut is telling me 664 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,500 that we're dealing with a serial killer. 665 00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:47,166 The story could break any minute 666 00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:49,541 and when it does, it's ours. 667 00:35:49,666 --> 00:35:51,333 All I need from you is to stand there 668 00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:53,101 and fill the air with whatever weather bullshit 669 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,375 you can pull outta your ass to kill time. 670 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,875 Does this sound like something you can do? 671 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,250 Uh, yeah. When do you need me there? 672 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:02,041 Be here in the next 30 minutes. 673 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:04,458 Welcome to the big leagues, June. 674 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,375 Baculum, out. 675 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,250 That motherfucker. 676 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,416 What's going on? 677 00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:13,750 Um, uh, apparently our evening news meteorologist 678 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,375 just dropped dead. 679 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,250 Gale Thunder's dead? 680 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:19,851 Whoa, you don't have to drink your beer so fast. 681 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:22,458 You're not going right now, huh? 682 00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:23,958 I have to. 683 00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:26,833 We're going on live coverage of a serial killer. 684 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:27,750 - What? - Dead bodies 685 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:30,750 are popping up all over Amityville. 686 00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:34,708 I don't know. My gut tells me they're missing something. 687 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:35,833 Hmm. 688 00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:39,208 What is it? 689 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:40,791 This morning there was a dead body 690 00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:42,666 across the street from my sister's place. 691 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,541 By the DeFeo lot, right? 692 00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:46,666 Yeah. 693 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:52,000 God, I got a bad feeling about this. 694 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:53,559 Well, it was great seeing you, Trey. 695 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:54,875 Yeah. Yeah. 696 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,833 - Enjoy the show, man. - Yeah. 697 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:59,500 Hey, you're still coming to the party on Saturday, right? 698 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:00,625 I hope so. 699 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:06,083 Me too. Uh, how much for this? 700 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:11,541 You still try to buy that weed? We, 701 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:12,750 Uh... 702 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:15,458 Hey-O! 703 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:16,583 It's me, Joe Simmons, 704 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:17,708 and I'm here again 705 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,583 with another one of my stop and walk videos. 706 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:22,916 You guys always love when I go around and hike the trails 707 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,958 and kind of discuss interesting stuff. 708 00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,541 I don't know what it is with it, why you guys like this, 709 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,750 but for some reason you like to see me walk 710 00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:32,541 and pope around and, well, today 711 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:34,586 I kinda wanna talk about something really strange 712 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:37,166 that's going on that I've heard people talking about, 713 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,125 which is probably one of 714 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,684 the most ridiculous things I've heard. 715 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:42,791 And people are legitimately saying that this is real. 716 00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:45,041 People are saying that there's a tornado, 717 00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:47,750 yes, a twister tornado. 718 00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:50,625 It sucks their soul out of their body and then they die. 719 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,458 So they die soulless. 720 00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:53,892 What the fuck is the point of that guys? 721 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,708 That is absolutely ridiculous. 722 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,353 And I know, I know you guys don't like 723 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:58,875 when I use foul language in my, 724 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,200 you know, stop and talk videos 725 00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:02,142 'cause they're supposed to be, you know, positive. 726 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,750 You guys like to get a bite to eat and. 727 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,333 But this whole tornado thing though, 728 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:09,666 what a. 729 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,833 So fake. 730 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:21,916 Oh, flies. Geez. 731 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,833 All the time with the flies. 732 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,583 Hm. 733 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,875 No. Not gonna do that. 734 00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:42,750 I'm above it. 735 00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,208 If Trey ever found out, 736 00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:00,166 I'm never gonna hear the end of it. 737 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:02,833 Trey doesn't need to know. 738 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:07,541 Okay. Okay. 739 00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:10,041 Oh, spirits. Can you hear me? 740 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,166 Oh, spirits. Should I order a pizza tonight? 741 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:27,541 Oh, spirits. Will Trey ever get laid? 742 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:33,000 Didn't think so. 743 00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,458 Spirits. Can you hear me? 744 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,416 What the fuck? 745 00:39:57,375 --> 00:39:59,833 What the fuck is up, Amityville? 746 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:01,875 We're Skull Crusher! 747 00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:12,750 ♪ I'm worthless, you're just helpless ♪ 748 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:14,250 ♪ Less than you think ♪ 749 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,125 ♪ Spend most of my time leaving ♪ 750 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,476 ♪ You think I'm worse than you ♪ ♪ You think I'm worse than you ♪ 751 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,250 ♪ You're right ♪ ♪ You're right ♪ 752 00:40:20,375 --> 00:40:25,333 ♪ Goddammit, you're right ♪ 753 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:31,250 ♪ With blurred faces and blurred lines ♪ 754 00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:34,083 ♪ You'll ask me to have patience ♪ 755 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:37,083 ♪ But I'll have none ♪ 756 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:41,041 ♪ You think you're smarter than me ♪ 757 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,791 ♪ You think you're smarter than me ♪ 758 00:40:42,916 --> 00:40:43,916 ♪ You are right ♪ 759 00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:18,000 Oh, my God! 760 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,833 What the fuck? 761 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:48,625 Doomed! Doomed! 762 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:53,416 Hey man, you got a lighter? I was hopin'... 763 00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:54,684 Man, no, I don't have a lighter. 764 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:55,416 Hey, come on man. 765 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:57,301 I dipped on that band too. They fucking suck. 766 00:41:57,416 --> 00:41:58,434 We're out together, yeah? - Dude, I don't have 767 00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:00,267 a lighter, I gotta, look, man, I'm touching cloth. 768 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,291 Dude, you're out here, 769 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,083 I'm out here- I gotta go. 770 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:03,392 Do you have a fucking dollar or something man. 771 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:04,696 I can buy one or something, man. 772 00:42:04,791 --> 00:42:06,541 They got lighter stores, you know? 773 00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:08,106 I just want a fucking lighter, dude. 774 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,809 This is fucking, you know, I got this whole. 775 00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:11,625 Look, $2 bill, man. 776 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,416 It's supposed to be good luck. 777 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:15,875 Man. 778 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,333 That dude looked like he really had to take a shit. 779 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:25,416 Holy fuck. 780 00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:39,750 I'll give you something 781 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:40,583 to fucking look at. - Hey, whoa, whoa. 782 00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:43,166 Please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me. 783 00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:47,041 Hey, I know you. I've been hanging around here a few days. 784 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,666 You're Officer Shitlips, right? 785 00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:52,083 No, it's Officer Lipshits and get on the ground. 786 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:53,351 You're coming with me. - Pfft. No. 787 00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:54,083 Get on the ground. You're coming with me. 788 00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:54,916 Come on. - Wait. You know what? 789 00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:57,500 No. You're the one who's trespassing. 790 00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,458 I'm gonna call the cops on you. 791 00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:00,851 No, please, please don't do that. 792 00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,142 Please, please, please. - We'll see how you like it. 793 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:04,166 I can't, look, if, if the chief finds out 794 00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:05,684 that I'm doing this again, I'm done. 795 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,500 Okay? I, I'm so sorry. 796 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:09,208 Please... - Dude, 797 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:10,809 you've been fucking poking around here 798 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:11,958 ever since I got into town. 799 00:43:12,083 --> 00:43:13,583 What the hell are you doing here? 800 00:43:13,708 --> 00:43:16,583 Look man, I'm gonna level with you here. 801 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:19,750 My wife, I'm pretty sure she's cheating on me. Okay? 802 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:21,851 I've been following her. I know it's a little weird, 803 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:24,000 but she's been coming in and out of this apartment. 804 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,250 It's been a few times. 805 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:28,708 And I just need to know if she's here. 806 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,041 That's all I need to know. 807 00:43:30,166 --> 00:43:33,208 Dude, like I told you, I don't even live here. 808 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,833 This is my buddy's sister's place 809 00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:35,833 and we're just crashing here 810 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:38,708 so we can catch Skull Crusher tonight. 811 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,916 Shit. That band sucks. 812 00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:42,458 I know, right? 813 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:43,601 Calling all units. 814 00:43:43,625 --> 00:43:46,375 10-67 at Brown and Skid. Backup needed. 815 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,708 Ten-four. I'm on my way. 816 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:52,250 Okay, listen, I'm gonna give you my phone number 817 00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:54,208 and if you see her anywhere, 818 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:57,250 please don't hesitate to call, okay? 819 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,791 Yeah, if I see the person I've never seen before, I'll, 820 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:02,666 I'll just call this number. - Ah, yeah. 821 00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,083 I got you. I got you. - Okay. 822 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:07,458 There you go. 823 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:10,458 Wait, this, this is your wife? 824 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:11,583 Yeah. 825 00:44:12,666 --> 00:44:14,208 She's fine as fuck. 826 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:15,708 - Come on, man. - Alright. Alright. 827 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:17,333 If I see her, I'll let you know. 828 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:18,666 Alright. Cool. 829 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,671 Again, I, I'm, I'm really sorry for scaring you. 830 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:21,948 - Yeah, whatever. - I, uh, yeah, 831 00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:23,708 have a good night, okay? 832 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:27,375 Hey, um, when you were, when you were spying, 833 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,083 did you, did you see anything, 834 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,625 like, freaky through the window or...? 835 00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,500 No. Not at all. 836 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,791 Yeah, no. That makes sense for sure. 837 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:08,388 Lipshits, where the hell are you? 838 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,833 Chief? What's going on man? 839 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,708 There's been a mass homicide. 840 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:14,625 Bunch of kids dead at some concert 841 00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,500 for a band called Skull Cruncher. 842 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:19,375 - Skull Crusher. - Who fucking cares? 843 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:23,375 Get your ass to the station. We have a suspect. 844 00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:38,625 You did it this time, Garfunkel. 845 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:41,583 80 dead concertgoers, one survivor? 846 00:45:43,666 --> 00:45:45,583 Doesn't look good to me. 847 00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:47,000 What do you think, Lipshits? 848 00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,166 I didn't kill nobody. 849 00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:50,000 We're not saying you did. 850 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,434 Why don't you tell us what happened? 851 00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:53,083 Look, I know how this shit goes. 852 00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:55,708 Don't I get a lawyer? A phone call? 853 00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:56,958 A Mega-Huge Cola? 854 00:45:57,083 --> 00:46:00,250 You are not getting a damn thing until you confess. 855 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:04,416 I'm not saying shit with head pig in the room. 856 00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:07,041 Why don't you get him a cola? I got this. 857 00:46:07,166 --> 00:46:08,541 - Yeah. - Yeah. 858 00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:10,916 Better be cold too, bitch. 859 00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:11,750 Alright. 860 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:14,000 Garfunkel gets what he wants. 861 00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:16,666 Come on. We're not saying you did anything. 862 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:18,958 I can keep you in here for public intoxication, 863 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,708 but I don't want do that. 864 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,458 Help me help you. What happened? 865 00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:26,791 Fuck. Alright. 866 00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:31,833 I was hanging outside the club like I always do. 867 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,791 Sometimes the bartenders throw me a few bucks 868 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,666 to mop the floors when the show's done. 869 00:46:36,791 --> 00:46:38,458 But the band just fucking sucked. 870 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,208 I couldn't take it. 871 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:41,875 So I went outside to smoke, 872 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,416 the next thing you know I'm being thrown in cuffs 873 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:46,583 and then dragged over here. 874 00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:47,750 Is that it? 875 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,291 No, that's not it. 876 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:56,416 Look, I didn't kill anybody. You gotta believe me. 877 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,375 It's like it came outta nowhere. 878 00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:03,500 What came outta nowhere? 879 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,208 The storm, the twister. 880 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,333 It's like it had a mind of its own. 881 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:10,750 All of a sudden, I felt cold 882 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,666 then it felt like the life was getting sucked outta my body 883 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:15,750 and then everything went black. 884 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:17,666 You expect me to believe 885 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:20,708 that a tornado came outta nowhere, 886 00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:25,416 sucked the souls out of 80 people except for you. 887 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:26,250 Why? 888 00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:27,975 I'm telling you, that's what happened. 889 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:29,333 I didn't kill those people. 890 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:30,791 If not you, then who did? 891 00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:33,291 I just told you. The storm. 892 00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:36,541 Alright, Garfunkel. 893 00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:39,125 You're gonna need a lot more luck to get outta this one. 894 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,625 Look, look, wait. 895 00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:43,708 There was a guy. 896 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:44,875 Who? 897 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,750 I don't know who he was but he gave me this. 898 00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:53,125 I never seen him before, 899 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:55,583 but it looked like he really had to take a shit. 900 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,291 Dude. You scared the outta me. 901 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:03,250 Trey, you're so sweaty. 902 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:04,875 It smells like you shit your pants. 903 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,208 Oh, you have no idea. Ow. 904 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:09,500 Wait, hold up for a second, man. 905 00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:11,145 There's something you're gonna want to. 906 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,291 Oh. Dude. 907 00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:17,291 Okay. Wait, Trey. 908 00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:18,416 Hold up. 909 00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:22,208 Trey, open up. 910 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,881 Something happened tonight while you were gone. 911 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:35,208 I think you were right about the spirit board. 912 00:48:40,041 --> 00:48:43,375 I think something, someone, reached out. 913 00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:48,291 Someone breached the gap from the other side. 914 00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:55,541 Show me. 915 00:49:00,791 --> 00:49:01,791 He talk? 916 00:49:02,916 --> 00:49:04,291 He did. 917 00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:05,833 Well? 918 00:49:05,958 --> 00:49:07,791 He claims that a sentient tornado came 919 00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:09,625 and killed everybody on site. 920 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,875 Bunch of bullshit. Book him. 921 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,708 Hold on Chief. Look at the guy. 922 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,291 Where's my cola, bitch? 923 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,916 Do you really think that that guy 924 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:24,625 could take out 80 people? 925 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,208 Just doesn't make sense. 926 00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:27,041 Fair point. 927 00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:29,017 But we you let him go, I don't want the families 928 00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:33,458 of 80 dead Skull Cruncher fans banging our doors down. 929 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:37,541 Media's gonna have a frenzy when to get a hold of this story. 930 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:40,625 Then our skulls are gonna be the ones that's crunched. 931 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:41,833 Alright, nice. 932 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:46,333 Look, chief, I need to go with my gut on this. 933 00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:47,500 He's innocent. 934 00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:49,375 Well, if not him, who? 935 00:49:51,083 --> 00:49:52,708 I need a name. 936 00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:54,993 I'm following a lead on a guy that was there. 937 00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:58,291 Maybe he can corroborate Garfunkel's story. 938 00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:02,791 Goddammit, Lipshits, you're a loose cannon. 939 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:06,500 You better get this done. You have 24 hours. 940 00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:11,291 Thank you, Chief. 941 00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:13,833 And Lipshits. Get a haircut. 942 00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:18,708 I will. 943 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:21,250 Right after I call the guy 944 00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:24,541 who's gonna save this goddamn town. 945 00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:27,625 And then that's when I heard Lipshits outside. 946 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:32,125 But I'm telling you, the damn thing moved on its own. 947 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,833 You're sure? 948 00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:36,458 Look me in the eyes. 949 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:40,791 Does it look like I'm messing with you right now? 950 00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:41,916 I don't know. 951 00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:43,101 Do something different with your eyebrows. 952 00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,916 I can't tell. Change your face up. 953 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,500 Alright. I believe you. 954 00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:57,541 Okay. 955 00:50:57,666 --> 00:50:58,500 I told you we shouldn't have messed 956 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,083 with that spirit board in the first place. 957 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,750 Spirit Board or not, 958 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:05,115 that doesn't explain why that creepy cop Officer Lipshits 959 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:07,750 was snooping around my sister's apartment. 960 00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:08,625 We need to figure out what is going. 961 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:11,041 No! We don't have to figure out anything. 962 00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:12,500 I'm not a fucking detective man. 963 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:17,458 I came here to just relax and have a solitary peace, and... 964 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:20,250 Dude, there's been some like bad juju 965 00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:22,791 or something following us the whole time we've been here. 966 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:23,625 Yeah. 967 00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:27,500 And I feel like it's just gonna keep getting worse. 968 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,041 You went to that stupid show, 969 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:32,875 we saw the empty lot, and we did what we came here to do. 970 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,250 And, uh, I'm just trying to get the fuck outta here. 971 00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:41,791 We can't get outta here yet. What about the party? 972 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,833 No man. No party. 973 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,458 No party? 974 00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:47,583 No. 975 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,458 You know, you're right. You're right. 976 00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:58,083 Yeah? For real? 977 00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:00,541 Yeah, I mean it's like you said, 978 00:52:00,666 --> 00:52:02,666 a lot of crazy stuff has been going on. 979 00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:06,875 Might as well quit while we're ahead. Cut our losses. 980 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,166 We'll put on a cool movie, just relax, 981 00:52:09,291 --> 00:52:12,458 you can get me a beer, and then tomorrow morning, uh, 982 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:14,458 you know, we'll get a head start. 983 00:52:14,583 --> 00:52:16,250 We can get the heck outta here. 984 00:52:16,375 --> 00:52:18,125 That sounds perfect. 985 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:22,708 Just relax man. Everything is gonna be just fine. 986 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:26,625 This week on "Deep in the Bush." 987 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:27,500 It's lucky I've been finding 988 00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:28,875 all this bear everywhere though 989 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,916 because I haven't found a bear. 990 00:52:39,458 --> 00:52:42,916 Miss, miss Weathers? They're ready for you. 991 00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,416 We're going live in two minutes. 992 00:52:44,541 --> 00:52:46,750 Shit. What time is it? 993 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,666 Oh, hell yeah. 994 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,708 Weathers, get your to the... 995 00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:52,916 Jesus. You look like shit. 996 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,550 Yeah, well this is the June weathers you get 997 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:57,976 when I have to sleep at the office 998 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,041 because of the late-night emergency broadcast 999 00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:01,583 that went nowhere. 1000 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:04,375 Whatever. Clean yourself up. 1001 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,750 We got ourselves a story. 1002 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:07,875 Ugh. 1003 00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:14,375 No fucking way. Oh my God. 1004 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:16,875 No. No! 1005 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,708 N- n-n-n-no. 1006 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:22,291 Try new Mega-Huge Cola Salt Water. 1007 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,625 It's so big! 1008 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:29,416 Dude, just pick a channel. 1009 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:31,291 Chiclets, who even eats them? 1010 00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:40,708 Cream Weenie! 1011 00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,083 What the fuck? 1012 00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:55,208 Good morning. And thank you for tuning into Cox 69 News. 1013 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,583 I'm Shanta Steele. 1014 00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:58,375 And I'm Chris Callaway. 1015 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:01,125 We're here with breaking news out of Amityville. 1016 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:04,916 Last night, 80 punk rock fans of the band Skull Crusher 1017 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:07,166 got together for a live event. 1018 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:10,166 Little did they know it would be their last. 1019 00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:11,958 Everyone who attended the event 1020 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:14,333 has been declared deceased. 1021 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:15,750 Holy shit. 1022 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:16,583 - Huh? - The scene 1023 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:17,767 is still under investigation 1024 00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:19,416 though local police are concerned 1025 00:54:19,541 --> 00:54:21,750 this may be the mark of a serial killer. 1026 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:22,875 Early autopsy reports 1027 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:25,291 have shown victims share a cause of death. 1028 00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:26,583 Suffocation. 1029 00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,625 Police Chief Cunningham has this to say, 1030 00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,541 We have a suspect in custody, 1031 00:54:30,666 --> 00:54:33,041 but we are not ruling anyone out. 1032 00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:34,166 If you have information 1033 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:37,291 regarding these attacks, come forward. 1034 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:39,708 Dude, we could have died. 1035 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,041 This is the sixth incident 1036 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:44,000 in a mysterious string of deaths over the last 48 hours. 1037 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,625 Some of the deceased include: 1038 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:48,375 Internet sensation Joe Simmons 1039 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,958 and our very own Gale Thunder. 1040 00:54:52,458 --> 00:54:54,083 Dude, something's not right. 1041 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,291 In possible related news, 1042 00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:57,250 two local women have been reported missing. 1043 00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,434 Rebecca Griffin and Jessy Lipshits were scheduled to. 1044 00:54:59,458 --> 00:55:01,375 Dude. That's Lipshits' wife. 1045 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,625 That's my sister! 1046 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:07,000 If you have any information on their whereabouts, 1047 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:07,833 please contact local authorities. 1048 00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,500 Okay. Becca, pick up the phone. 1049 00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:11,708 Everything's gonna be fine. 1050 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:16,000 And on a lighter note, let's talk about sunshine. 1051 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:18,375 Good morning, Amityville. 1052 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,958 Today's for. 1053 00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:24,750 Pick up the phone. Come on. 1054 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:25,958 Becca, I know you're there. 1055 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:29,083 Come on. Come on. 1056 00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:29,916 Hey, you reached Becca Griffin. 1057 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:31,250 Leave me a- Dude, she's, 1058 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,041 she's not picking up. 1059 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:35,833 Lemme make a call. 1060 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,184 This doesn't sound like her at all. 1061 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:38,851 Hey, you've reached Becca Griffin. 1062 00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:40,125 It, it does sound like her, 1063 00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:42,750 but it's just 'cause it's her voicemail. 1064 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,041 Hello? 1065 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,750 Is this Dicklips? 1066 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:48,041 What do you want? 1067 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:49,875 Have you seen the news? 1068 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000 What news? 1069 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:54,375 It's your wife. 1070 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,601 She was with my buddy's sister 1071 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,333 and they're both missing. 1072 00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:59,618 Officer, there's some crazy stuff going on right now. 1073 00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:00,458 Man, we were messing with a spirit board. 1074 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:01,291 Hold on. 1075 00:56:01,416 --> 00:56:02,916 I have serious anal leakage. 1076 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:04,767 - Slow down, slow down. - My favorite band is dead. 1077 00:56:04,791 --> 00:56:07,083 And now my sister and your wife are missing. 1078 00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:08,448 I have no idea what's going on. 1079 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,000 Okay. Alright, alright, I get it. 1080 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,750 Just let me think for one second. 1081 00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:15,250 What did you say about a spirit board? 1082 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,083 We found a spirit board 1083 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,000 across the street from my sister's place. 1084 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:22,416 It was, it was at the DeFeo house. 1085 00:56:22,541 --> 00:56:25,416 Well, I think you guys in over your heads. 1086 00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,875 But I know someone who can help. 1087 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,458 Tell us where to go. 1088 00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:31,125 127 Cliff Avenue. 1089 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,291 Bring the spirit board. 1090 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:38,750 We're on our way. 1091 00:56:44,625 --> 00:56:45,625 I'm sorry. 1092 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:50,583 You can do this. 1093 00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:54,833 My job comes with a responsibility 1094 00:56:54,958 --> 00:56:57,125 that I do not take lightly. 1095 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,375 A responsibility to report the weather 1096 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:03,833 using data and facts to keep you, my community, safe. 1097 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:07,250 The director of this news station, Brent Baculum, 1098 00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:09,416 wants me to smile, look pretty, 1099 00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:10,916 and say what I'm told to say. 1100 00:57:11,041 --> 00:57:12,791 Even if that means ignoring my gut 1101 00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:15,250 and lying to the good people of this town. 1102 00:57:15,375 --> 00:57:17,625 But I won't do that. Not anymore. 1103 00:57:18,583 --> 00:57:19,875 So here's the fucking truth. 1104 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,791 There is a supernatural tornado 1105 00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:23,875 killing the people of Amityville. 1106 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,041 I don't know what it wants or why it's here. 1107 00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:26,875 A beer for you, sir. 1108 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,226 But I believe this all started 1109 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:31,375 with the destruction of the DeFeo house. 1110 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:35,125 I'm sure to some of you, I sound absolutely crazy. 1111 00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:36,750 But if you've lived your entire life 1112 00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:40,708 in Amityville like I have, you know nothing's impossible. 1113 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:43,541 Our town has a dark history, 1114 00:57:43,666 --> 00:57:46,208 and unless we accept our reality, 1115 00:57:46,333 --> 00:57:48,250 we will all meet the same fate 1116 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:51,166 as those whose lives have already been claimed. 1117 00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:53,000 This tornado has attacked our neighbors, 1118 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,041 our family, our friends. 1119 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:06,250 Maybe if I'd spoken up sooner, they'd still be here. 1120 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,458 That's on me. 1121 00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:11,500 But I'm speaking up now. 1122 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:13,666 This twister is violent and deadly 1123 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:16,958 on a scale unlike anything I've ever seen before. 1124 00:58:17,083 --> 00:58:19,000 Cut the, cut the feed. What is she doing? 1125 00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:20,250 What? Shh. 1126 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:22,208 Cut the fucking feed! 1127 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,000 If you can get out, leave. 1128 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,375 If you have a shelter, use it. 1129 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,583 Because there's one thing I know for sure 1130 00:58:29,708 --> 00:58:32,250 we haven't seen the last of it. 1131 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:38,041 Chris, Shanta back to you. 1132 00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:43,583 What the fuck was that? Keep the cameras rolling! 1133 00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:44,958 Sit your ass down. 1134 00:58:47,166 --> 00:58:48,392 Where do you think you're going? 1135 00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:49,625 You're fired, you're fired! 1136 00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:58,833 Dude, are you sure this is the place? 1137 00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,041 This is the address that Dipshits gave us. 1138 00:59:02,708 --> 00:59:04,333 Dude, are you alright? 1139 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:08,458 I'll be good. Let's... 1140 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:13,416 Dude, I knew it. Never trust a fucking cop. 1141 00:59:13,541 --> 00:59:15,416 Just get outta here. 1142 00:59:15,541 --> 00:59:17,291 Were you followed? 1143 00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:19,083 Why would we be followed? 1144 00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:23,958 Do you have it? 1145 00:59:27,625 --> 00:59:28,625 Is he okay? 1146 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:32,250 I'll be fine. It's going back up. 1147 00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:35,791 Just get inside. 1148 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,208 Wow, this place is a dump. 1149 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:49,291 Have some respect. 1150 00:59:49,416 --> 00:59:51,125 Boys, I'd like you to meet. 1151 00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:53,541 Detective Alexandra O'Harahan. 1152 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:58,708 You know this fucking guy? 1153 00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:00,500 Of course. 1154 01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:05,041 He's one of the top paranormal investigators of all time. 1155 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,875 Pleased to meet you, detective, sir. 1156 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,333 Just O'Harahan. 1157 01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:12,041 O'Harahan. 1158 01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,041 Oh! Good Lord. 1159 01:00:16,375 --> 01:00:17,833 Yeah, you don't get used to that. 1160 01:00:17,958 --> 01:00:19,666 Oh! 1161 01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:23,666 Detective, sir, you mind if I use your, uh... 1162 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:38,291 Okay. Well. 1163 01:00:39,250 --> 01:00:43,083 I, uh, brought the spirit board, as requested, 1164 01:00:44,625 --> 01:00:46,166 and, uh, my friend here 1165 01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,666 has been having some stomach issues 1166 01:00:48,791 --> 01:00:51,125 and that smell really travels, so, 1167 01:00:51,250 --> 01:00:52,500 I'm just gonna... 1168 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:53,809 You used the board. 1169 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:57,166 Excuse me? 1170 01:00:57,291 --> 01:01:00,458 You felt something, didn't you, boy? 1171 01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:03,583 Look, I don't know what your whole shtick is, detective, 1172 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:06,416 but I'm not into all this paranormal bullshit. 1173 01:01:06,541 --> 01:01:08,083 You can save it. 1174 01:01:08,208 --> 01:01:09,750 Then why are you here? 1175 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,333 I'm here for my friend. 1176 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:14,125 His sister's missing and Dicklips says that you can help. 1177 01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:17,375 So you tell me, detective, why am I here? 1178 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,291 Are you scared, boy? 1179 01:01:20,666 --> 01:01:21,666 What? No. 1180 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,791 Well, you should be! 1181 01:01:24,916 --> 01:01:28,916 Do you know what's out there right now?! 1182 01:01:29,041 --> 01:01:33,208 Ever been in the eye of a storm? Well, you are now. 1183 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,458 The tornado. 1184 01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:37,333 You believe it's real? 1185 01:01:37,458 --> 01:01:38,791 Aye. It's real. 1186 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:44,541 The soul-sucking tornado? 1187 01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:46,541 How do you know about it? 1188 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,833 Just watching some streamer talk about it. 1189 01:01:48,958 --> 01:01:50,958 Figured he was lying. 1190 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:54,291 Afraid not. If we're to believe the rumors. 1191 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:57,125 There's a sentient tornado on a rampage in Amityville. 1192 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:58,791 It's taking victims across the city 1193 01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,541 with increasing incidence daily. 1194 01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:03,559 The biggest of which happened last night on Skid Street 1195 01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:06,250 at the Skull Crusher Show. 1196 01:02:07,208 --> 01:02:09,625 It looked like he really had to take a shit. 1197 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,125 Hey. 1198 01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:12,625 You were there. 1199 01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:15,083 Where? 1200 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:19,583 Last night you encountered a man outside of the club. 1201 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,583 You gave him this. 1202 01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:25,041 I need you to tell me everything you saw. 1203 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:28,583 Uh, I didn't see anything. 1204 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:31,500 Really. 1205 01:02:31,625 --> 01:02:35,750 Uh, I was late to the show. 1206 01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:37,041 Parking was so bad. 1207 01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,526 Everyone was seeing Skull Crusher. 1208 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:41,583 It's the best band of our generation. 1209 01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:45,416 Uh, I saw their first song "Crushing Skulls." 1210 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:48,791 Then I had to, I had to leave 1211 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,166 'cause of my, 'cause my condition. 1212 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:59,125 My diarrhea. 1213 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,083 Shit. He needs Pepto. 1214 01:03:03,833 --> 01:03:06,333 Look at me, boy! Look at me! 1215 01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:12,000 This is no mere diarrhea you're suffering from. 1216 01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:14,291 Oh, I was afraid of that. 1217 01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:17,708 I didn't want to admit it to myself at first, 1218 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:19,875 but I think I have Ebola. 1219 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:24,333 What you have is far worse. 1220 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:27,125 He has the curse of the scourged. 1221 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:31,000 I've seen this once before. 1222 01:03:31,125 --> 01:03:32,916 You haven't much time. 1223 01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,458 Detective, am I gonna die? 1224 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:39,375 If we don't find a way to stop the storm, 1225 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,500 we'll all be dead soon enough. 1226 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:47,208 Fuck. 1227 01:03:57,333 --> 01:04:00,791 This curse, what else do you know? 1228 01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:02,666 Can we save them? 1229 01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:05,125 It's an ancient curse. 1230 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:06,833 The scourge are blood relatives 1231 01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:09,583 of those who have awakened the damned. 1232 01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:13,333 Your sister, she's one of the missing girls? 1233 01:04:17,041 --> 01:04:21,208 Unless we can put the soul of that which is awoken to rest, 1234 01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:24,541 I'm afraid his fate is out of our hands. 1235 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:28,333 Father, please. Tell us what to do. 1236 01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:30,583 We need your help. 1237 01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:32,208 Bring me the bill. 1238 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,250 What the fuck was that? 1239 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,916 You think you're funny, June Weathers? 1240 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:38,684 You think you can make a fool out of Brent Baculum 1241 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:39,708 and get away with it? 1242 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:41,708 Well, you can kiss the evening news goodbye. 1243 01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:47,000 Brent, I quit. 1244 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:51,250 You bitch! 1245 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:53,458 Fine. I don't need you. 1246 01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:56,625 You'll never work in this fucking town again. I made you! 1247 01:04:56,750 --> 01:05:00,333 You're nothing without me. I made you! 1248 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:02,541 We're all gonna die. Ah! 1249 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,791 Get back to work. 1250 01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:09,125 You're fired. You're all fucking fired! 1251 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,291 Oh, what's wrong, Brent? 1252 01:05:14,416 --> 01:05:15,666 Oh, don't frown. 1253 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,541 Remember, stay pretty. 1254 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,250 - I, I love you. - Ugh. 1255 01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:37,166 She loves you too, Brent. She has to. 1256 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:43,000 Killer tornado? Fucking ridiculous. 1257 01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:47,666 What the fuck? 1258 01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,458 Touche, June Weathers. 1259 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:03,291 The bill. It belonged to a girl. 1260 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:07,750 She had hair the color of a glowing ember. 1261 01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:10,541 That's Jessy. 1262 01:06:11,416 --> 01:06:13,333 She was scared. 1263 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:17,291 It fell out of her pocket and was left behind. 1264 01:06:17,416 --> 01:06:20,041 It was found by a scourged soul. 1265 01:06:22,291 --> 01:06:26,750 The scourge passed it to a man pure of heart. 1266 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:28,333 - Garfunkel? - Aye. 1267 01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:36,583 What is it? 1268 01:06:37,791 --> 01:06:39,000 W- what do you see? 1269 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,625 Two women. 1270 01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:45,291 One is the girl of ember hair, 1271 01:06:45,416 --> 01:06:48,750 the other fair skin, hair black as night. 1272 01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:52,250 That's her. That's Becca. 1273 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,517 That's my s. 1274 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:56,208 That-that, that's my sister. 1275 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:58,333 Wait, I know this room. 1276 01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:04,625 There is a third. She hides in the shadows. 1277 01:07:09,583 --> 01:07:10,583 It has them. 1278 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:14,375 You're too late. 1279 01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,375 Father! Wake up! 1280 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:29,083 Father, please! 1281 01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:34,375 Father! 1282 01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:37,750 It's killing them! Hurry! 1283 01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:42,083 Father! 1284 01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:53,208 I can't hold on much longer! 1285 01:08:54,666 --> 01:08:59,041 For he is the minister of God to thee for good! 1286 01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:01,625 But if thou do that which is evil 1287 01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:05,708 be afraid, for he beareth not the sword in vain; 1288 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,666 For he is the minister of God, 1289 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:14,916 An avenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil! 1290 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:17,208 Be gone! 1291 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,625 Oh, no. Father. 1292 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:31,875 Okay. 1293 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,166 Boy, stay with me. Stay with me, boy. 1294 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:39,208 Fuck. 1295 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,666 Oh. 1296 01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:48,541 I thought we lost you. 1297 01:09:53,791 --> 01:09:55,875 What the shit was that? 1298 01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:00,833 The storm. 1299 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:03,750 Aye. 1300 01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:12,125 Detective, what did you see 1301 01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:15,708 when you touched the board? 1302 01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:19,208 Is my sister, is she okay? 1303 01:10:23,708 --> 01:10:24,708 Jessy? 1304 01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:33,666 I'm afraid their souls belong to the storm now. 1305 01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:34,500 No. 1306 01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:38,125 It won't long before it regains its strength 1307 01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:40,833 and comes back for ours as well. 1308 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,500 The spirit board. It's gone. 1309 01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:50,583 She has it now. 1310 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,666 What does that even mean? 1311 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,500 It means it's over. 1312 01:10:57,375 --> 01:10:59,083 So that's it, huh? 1313 01:10:59,208 --> 01:11:02,083 We're just gonna let this thing go? 1314 01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:04,458 Father! 1315 01:11:04,583 --> 01:11:06,000 I'm sorry, boys. 1316 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,916 No. We can't stop now. 1317 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:10,625 Father, you can, you can do something. 1318 01:11:10,750 --> 01:11:13,416 And what would you have me do? Hmm? 1319 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,458 The storm feeds on souls. 1320 01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:19,583 But the living fight back. 1321 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:22,500 With that spirit board in the storm's possession, 1322 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:25,583 it can summon the souls of the dead. 1323 01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:28,500 Amityville Cemetery. 1324 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:30,750 Biggest in the city. 1325 01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,791 In two days time, that storm will have amassed 1326 01:11:32,916 --> 01:11:35,583 an army of souls generations old 1327 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:39,125 giving it strength enough to wipe out all of Amityville, 1328 01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:40,916 maybe even the world. 1329 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,416 Well, how do we destroy it? 1330 01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:50,208 Did you not hear a word I just said? 1331 01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:51,791 We're outnumbered, boy! 1332 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,541 Checkmate. End of story. 1333 01:11:54,666 --> 01:11:55,666 Goodbye. 1334 01:12:19,458 --> 01:12:24,458 Take two drops every hour. This will stave off the curse. 1335 01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:25,666 Good luck. 1336 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:35,333 What the fuck are we supposed to do now? 1337 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:42,500 Dude, let's just get outta here. 1338 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:47,666 No. Dude, we gotta fight back. 1339 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,083 Bro, what? It's a tornado. 1340 01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:53,750 A tornado that has my sister and his wife. 1341 01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:56,166 We gotta do something. We have no choice. 1342 01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:57,958 Yes you do. 1343 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:00,583 You heard Detective A-Hole back there. 1344 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:03,125 It's a fucking suicide mission. 1345 01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:05,083 I'm gonna die either way. 1346 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,059 I'm not just gonna sit around here and do nothing. 1347 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:09,458 He's right. We need a plan. 1348 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:13,333 Look, why don't you just shut the up? 1349 01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:14,333 You know you talk a lot of shit 1350 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,166 for someone with nothing on the line. 1351 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:17,541 And you talk a lot of shit 1352 01:13:17,666 --> 01:13:20,333 for a bitch-ass cop who's getting cucked by his wife. 1353 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,125 Fuck you! Piece of shit! 1354 01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:34,916 Fucking cop! 1355 01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:36,401 Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey, hey. 1356 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:39,208 Come on, come on. Hey, hey, hey. 1357 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:40,708 What's happening? 1358 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,625 Are you okay? 1359 01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:47,083 Are you fucking kidding me? 1360 01:13:50,333 --> 01:13:52,750 Trey, come on. Let's just go. 1361 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:57,625 There's nothing we can do. 1362 01:14:00,791 --> 01:14:01,791 You ready? 1363 01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,625 Fine! 1364 01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:10,430 If you want to stay in this shit-hole town 1365 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:13,125 and get your soul sucked out, go ahead. 1366 01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:16,458 Who needs you? 1367 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,125 I'm fine on my own. 1368 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,041 We're gonna figure this out. 1369 01:14:27,458 --> 01:14:28,541 Just drive. 1370 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:32,291 ♪ I am running out of air ♪ 1371 01:14:32,416 --> 01:14:34,875 ♪ Trying to keep my pace with you ♪ 1372 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:39,916 ♪ Holding words you left for me ♪ 1373 01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:42,291 ♪ I am losing what I thought ♪ 1374 01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:44,833 ♪ Would be the best I can be ♪ 1375 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:49,875 ♪ Living up to fantasy ♪ 1376 01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:54,833 ♪ I don't want to stay alone ♪ 1377 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:59,791 ♪ I don't want another debt that needs repaying ♪ 1378 01:14:59,916 --> 01:15:02,333 ♪ I don't want to live a lie ♪ 1379 01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:04,833 ♪ I want some time to be proud ♪ 1380 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:07,416 ♪ I want happiness but ♪ 1381 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:09,833 ♪ I am running out of time ♪ 1382 01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:12,333 ♪ Trying to keep my faith that you ♪ 1383 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,583 ♪ Believin' what you said to me ♪ 1384 01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:18,208 You're listening to Amityville 103.9, The Pit, 1385 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:20,333 a.k.a., your mom. 1386 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:21,708 Oh, it's me, Jon Boner. 1387 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:25,166 Tune in for the best songs all day long. 1388 01:15:25,291 --> 01:15:26,875 You're really putting 'em back. 1389 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,750 Everything good? 1390 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:32,541 Peachy. Is it always this dead in here? 1391 01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:34,708 Oh, you didn't hear? 1392 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:37,250 There's been some kind of new freak weather phenomena 1393 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:39,166 and everybody's left town. 1394 01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:40,666 Right. I heard. 1395 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:45,291 Another round? 1396 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:49,208 Uh, yeah. Lemme just, uh, double check here. 1397 01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:56,041 Uh, say Lloyd, seems I'm temporarily light. 1398 01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:03,458 Uh, how's my credit in this joint anyway? 1399 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:04,625 What!? 1400 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:06,750 The, "The Shining?" You haven't...? 1401 01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:07,875 Uh? 1402 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,750 You don't know "The Shining"? 1403 01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:14,416 Can you not pay for these? 1404 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:15,916 He's on my tab. 1405 01:16:17,541 --> 01:16:19,083 Guardian angel. 1406 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,250 Pleasure to see you. 1407 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:25,416 Good to see you, Caleb. 1408 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,291 And for you. 1409 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,083 You know, to really watch "The Shining." 1410 01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:35,416 It's a fucking classic. 1411 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,833 Alright, grab a slice. 1412 01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:49,291 I'm not hungry. 1413 01:16:49,416 --> 01:16:50,416 Thirsty. 1414 01:16:51,416 --> 01:16:52,416 Nah. 1415 01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:57,000 You've lost a lot of fluid over the last couple days. 1416 01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:58,500 You're dehydrated. 1417 01:16:58,625 --> 01:17:01,541 Your body's working on overdrive just to keep going. 1418 01:17:01,666 --> 01:17:02,375 You're gonna need your strength 1419 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,125 if we're gonna beat this thing. 1420 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:06,833 Whatever that means. 1421 01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:19,208 How does a cop know all this medical stuff anyway? 1422 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:20,750 Jessy's a nurse. 1423 01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:25,708 Was. 1424 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:28,208 Sounds like a smart lady. 1425 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:31,625 Way too smart for me, that's for sure. 1426 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:42,416 Listen, officer, uh, Jib was telling me the reason why 1427 01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:44,500 you were snooping around the apartment earlier 1428 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:49,416 and back there at O'Harahan's place, between you and him. 1429 01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,291 Things just got way outta line. 1430 01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:54,958 And that's, that's not usually how he acts. 1431 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,750 It's not like him at all. 1432 01:17:56,875 --> 01:18:01,583 And for what it's worth, my sister, I know her pretty well. 1433 01:18:01,708 --> 01:18:03,268 She's not the type to go fooling around 1434 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:04,375 with a married woman. 1435 01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:07,416 I, I know what you're trying to do and I appreciate it, 1436 01:18:07,541 --> 01:18:09,750 but it doesn't matter. 1437 01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:11,875 None of that matters right now. 1438 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,333 Jessy, your sister... 1439 01:18:14,458 --> 01:18:15,458 Becca. 1440 01:18:15,541 --> 01:18:18,708 Becca. They're what matter right now. 1441 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:23,291 And I'm gonna make sure that we put their souls to rest. 1442 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:24,416 I promise. 1443 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,250 Thank you. 1444 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:36,041 You know, uh, everything going on, 1445 01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:39,642 I don't even know your first name. 1446 01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:42,375 I've just been calling you Lipshits. 1447 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,458 - Richard. - Trey. 1448 01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,625 Nice to meet you, Trey. 1449 01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:51,000 Dick Lipshits. 1450 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:52,708 It's amazing. 1451 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:53,583 Fucked up, Right? 1452 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:55,333 Who would do that to their kid? 1453 01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:05,375 If we're gonna do this, we're gonna need backup. 1454 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:09,458 Who do you have in mind? 1455 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,916 Lipshits, it's about damn time. 1456 01:19:11,041 --> 01:19:13,458 What's the update on your perp? 1457 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:18,208 I found him, but he's not our guy. 1458 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,500 Just as I thought. 1459 01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:20,726 I'll have Randall and Cheeks 1460 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:23,625 process Garfunkel's paperwork immediately. 1461 01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,333 That son of a bitch is gonna rot. 1462 01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:26,291 That's not what I'm saying. 1463 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:29,125 Chief, Garfunkel wasn't lying. 1464 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:30,351 Please tell me you're not saying 1465 01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:31,541 what I think you're saying. 1466 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,500 The storm is real. 1467 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:34,291 Chief, if, if we don't stop it now, we're gonna. 1468 01:19:34,416 --> 01:19:38,166 Lipshits. I'm not doing this over the phone. 1469 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,625 Get your ass back to the station. 1470 01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:42,750 Now. 1471 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:47,583 No. 1472 01:19:48,291 --> 01:19:49,458 No? 1473 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,583 It's our duty 1474 01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:53,708 to protect and serve the people of this town. 1475 01:19:53,833 --> 01:19:55,313 And I'm not just gonna hide in a hole 1476 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,958 when they need us the most. 1477 01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,123 You know what, Lipshits? 1478 01:19:58,166 --> 01:20:00,708 You wanna go gallivanting around town on a wild goose chase, 1479 01:20:00,833 --> 01:20:02,208 be my guest. 1480 01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:05,125 I lay the case of a lifetime on your lap 1481 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:06,541 and this is how you repay me? 1482 01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:07,750 I'm done with you. 1483 01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:10,875 This isn't about the case anymore. 1484 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,791 It's about saving Amityville. 1485 01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:16,541 And how are you going to do that, exactly? 1486 01:20:17,416 --> 01:20:19,208 I expect to see your gun and your badge 1487 01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:22,625 on my desk first thing tomorrow morning. 1488 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,166 Goddammit, Lipshits. 1489 01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:30,583 Randall? Cheeks? 1490 01:20:35,541 --> 01:20:36,625 Randall. 1491 01:20:39,458 --> 01:20:40,458 Cheeks!? 1492 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:48,250 What the fuck? 1493 01:20:48,375 --> 01:20:50,833 Don't be scared, little Pig. 1494 01:20:50,958 --> 01:20:51,958 Breathe. 1495 01:20:52,708 --> 01:20:54,208 One simple breath. 1496 01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:59,958 And all your pain and fear will fade 1497 01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:04,458 like a dream in the dark. 1498 01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:12,041 Ah! 1499 01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:13,458 Damn it. How? 1500 01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,125 Need a wider glass. 1501 01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:17,708 You're a master. I'll give you that. 1502 01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:20,041 Plenty of practice. 1503 01:21:20,166 --> 01:21:21,625 Another round? 1504 01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:24,000 You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? 1505 01:21:24,125 --> 01:21:25,625 It's a lifestyle. 1506 01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:30,000 So, O'Harahan, not gonna lie. 1507 01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:32,808 My curiosity is getting the better of me 1508 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,583 and I just gotta ask, 1509 01:21:35,416 --> 01:21:38,416 how do you and Officer Shitlips know each other? 1510 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,083 I mean, I'm not trying to be rude, 1511 01:21:40,208 --> 01:21:44,458 just, like, a cop and a paranormal detective 1512 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:45,291 just doesn't really seem 1513 01:21:45,416 --> 01:21:47,083 like you'd associate with each other. 1514 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,583 Fuck! 1515 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,708 I've known Richard for many years. 1516 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:52,625 He was an altar boy 1517 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:56,125 during my time as a priest at Our Lady of Sorrows. 1518 01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:02,708 Okay, so you were a priest. He was an altar boy. 1519 01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:05,666 I guess that explains the connection. 1520 01:22:05,791 --> 01:22:07,833 Well, there you have it. 1521 01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:12,916 So, first you were a priest and then paranormal detective. 1522 01:22:13,458 --> 01:22:16,375 That's, that's quite a life, O'Harahan. 1523 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,541 Who gives a shit? 1524 01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:21,333 It's just you seem a bit young. 1525 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:24,750 Do I? 1526 01:22:25,416 --> 01:22:26,416 You do. 1527 01:22:27,708 --> 01:22:29,208 Hmm. Good genes. 1528 01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:32,291 There's another thing. 1529 01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:34,166 It's just been stuck in my brain 1530 01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:35,708 ever since we left your office. 1531 01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:38,375 It's, I can't shake it, it's... 1532 01:22:39,333 --> 01:22:41,500 Go on then. Spit it out. 1533 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:45,541 I know this room. 1534 01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:49,166 That's what you said when you touched the spirit board. 1535 01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:51,333 Perhaps I was mistaken. 1536 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:55,708 Maybe. 1537 01:22:55,833 --> 01:22:58,875 Maybe you've been in the to DeFeo house before. 1538 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,708 Gimme the strongest thing you got. 1539 01:23:13,875 --> 01:23:16,375 Well, I'd best be on my way. 1540 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:21,666 Leave town while you still can. 1541 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:29,250 What did you see? 1542 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,916 You said there was a third in the room and you knew her. 1543 01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:40,416 Choose your next words carefully. 1544 01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:43,791 I just need to know what they're getting themselves into. 1545 01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:44,666 Please. 1546 01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:48,083 There's nothing your friend can do to stop the storm. 1547 01:23:48,208 --> 01:23:50,375 But you can. I felt it. 1548 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:53,958 When my soul was being ripped from my body, you stopped it. 1549 01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:55,750 There's gotta be something you can do. 1550 01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:57,309 The tornado is out there right now 1551 01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,416 gaining strength as we speak. 1552 01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:03,833 By the time it reaches the cemetery, it'll be too late. 1553 01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:08,375 Even if I could fight it. We have no idea where it is. 1554 01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:11,833 I do. 1555 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:16,333 And who the fuck are you? 1556 01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:20,000 I'm June fucking Weathers, bitch. Who the hell are you? 1557 01:24:20,125 --> 01:24:22,625 Detective Alexander O'Harahan. 1558 01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:25,291 You're the a meteorologist. I've seen you on TV. 1559 01:24:25,416 --> 01:24:27,666 Yeah. You're god right you have. 1560 01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:29,083 Meteorologist? 1561 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,750 What do you know about the storm? 1562 01:24:33,791 --> 01:24:38,625 Hey, do you mind if I could borrow some paper and a pen. 1563 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,500 Now, after every attack, 1564 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:46,375 there's been a small storm cell popping up 1565 01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:49,083 just east of Lutz Memorial Park. 1566 01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:52,541 Now it's undetectable to the naked eye, 1567 01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:55,208 but on my radar, I've seen it appearing on and off 1568 01:24:55,333 --> 01:24:57,083 for the past three days. 1569 01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:58,916 Trust me, it's there. 1570 01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,416 Where do you think the storm's headed? 1571 01:25:03,541 --> 01:25:05,750 Amityville Cemetery. 1572 01:25:05,875 --> 01:25:07,416 Cemetery. Why? 1573 01:25:07,541 --> 01:25:09,416 It's after Souls. 1574 01:25:14,583 --> 01:25:16,250 This fucking town. 1575 01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:20,250 Okay, let's say that's true. 1576 01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:22,535 And we know the storm starts around here, so that means 1577 01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:25,250 it's going to have to head west in a straight line 1578 01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:26,708 to reach the cemetery. 1579 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:28,625 In that case, the best place to cut it off 1580 01:25:28,750 --> 01:25:30,000 is going to be right here. 1581 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,208 At the lake. 1582 01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:34,166 Exactly. 1583 01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:36,833 Hey, detective-man, you okay? 1584 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,166 I can cleanse it. 1585 01:25:42,291 --> 01:25:43,541 Do you trust me? 1586 01:25:43,666 --> 01:25:44,375 Not even at all. 1587 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:46,083 I've literally just met you. 1588 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:47,916 Absolutely. 1589 01:25:58,250 --> 01:26:00,583 Well, if it's really the end of the world 1590 01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:04,583 and in the spirit of fuck it, what's your plan? 1591 01:26:08,666 --> 01:26:10,666 Well, what did he say? 1592 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:15,041 We're on our own. Fuck! 1593 01:26:29,708 --> 01:26:30,708 Maybe not. 1594 01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:34,583 Answer it. 1595 01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:38,166 Hello? Jib? 1596 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:39,791 Trey, where are you? 1597 01:26:39,916 --> 01:26:42,625 I, I'm with Lipshits at his house. 1598 01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:43,791 Where are you? 1599 01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:45,500 - I'm at a bar. - He's at a bar. 1600 01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:47,392 Cut to it, boy. There's no time to waste. 1601 01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:48,476 There's no time to waste. 1602 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:49,500 I hear him. 1603 01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:51,625 Is that O'Harahan? 1604 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:53,833 Trey, yes. Who else sounds like that? 1605 01:26:53,958 --> 01:26:55,000 Uh, yeah. 1606 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:58,958 Uh, he showed up and we met some badass from TV who's got... 1607 01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:01,000 But none of that matters right now. 1608 01:27:01,125 --> 01:27:02,916 Uh, O'Harahan, he's got a plan, 1609 01:27:03,041 --> 01:27:06,708 like, we can actually FUCKING end this. 1610 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:08,083 Trey, you there? 1611 01:27:09,083 --> 01:27:11,875 Dude, you didn't leave town. 1612 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,875 Did you hear what I said, Trey? 1613 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,250 We can actually end this thing. 1614 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:19,500 Right. Uh, w-what do we need to do? 1615 01:27:19,625 --> 01:27:21,416 Uh, O'Harahan's gotta stop by Mystic Eye 1616 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:22,291 to pick up some supplies, 1617 01:27:22,416 --> 01:27:24,458 but we'll explain everything when we see you. 1618 01:27:24,583 --> 01:27:27,416 Tomorrow morning, Lutz Memorial Park. 1619 01:27:27,541 --> 01:27:29,166 We'll be there. 1620 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:31,833 Okay, great. We're headed out now. 1621 01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:33,958 And Trey, um, listen, uh, 1622 01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:40,166 we're gonna make things right 1623 01:27:40,291 --> 01:27:42,000 for Becca, for Jessy. 1624 01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:45,791 I know. 1625 01:27:45,916 --> 01:27:48,333 Hey Jib, thanks and be safe. 1626 01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:52,791 You too, Dicklips. 1627 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:55,916 Meet you there. 1628 01:28:04,958 --> 01:28:06,083 Let's end this. 1629 01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:18,958 O'Harahan, you never answered my question. 1630 01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:20,333 Who did you see? 1631 01:28:22,625 --> 01:28:25,625 All shall be revealed in due time. 1632 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:29,083 Can you guys cut the cryptic bullshit? 1633 01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,750 We have a fucking city to save. 1634 01:28:34,625 --> 01:28:37,875 So, uh, you guys listen to rap music? 1635 01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:43,875 Jesus Christ, dude. 1636 01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:46,851 ♪ If I was here without my friends, it'd be another suck ♪ 1637 01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:49,208 ♪ My family too came through so it'd be another suck ♪ 1638 01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,601 ♪ And sometimes it's with family and sometimes it's a suck ♪ 1639 01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:53,476 ♪ And in the end, without my friends it'd be another suck ♪ 1640 01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:55,250 ♪ Suck, suck, suck ♪ ♪ Suck, suck, suck ♪ 1641 01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:56,083 ♪ It'd be another ♪ 1642 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:57,601 ♪ Suck, suck, suck ♪ ♪ Suck, suck, suck ♪ 1643 01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:58,333 ♪ It'd be another ♪ 1644 01:28:58,458 --> 01:28:59,458 ♪ Suck ♪ ♪ Suck ♪ 1645 01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:14,708 Something's not right. 1646 01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:16,708 It's getting late. Are they coming? 1647 01:29:16,833 --> 01:29:19,250 Have faith. They'll be here. 1648 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,791 - The curse? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 1649 01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:26,833 Holy O'Harahan. 1650 01:30:01,416 --> 01:30:02,583 - Trey! - June! 1651 01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,166 Hey. 1652 01:30:05,291 --> 01:30:07,125 Oh, shit, dude. I thought you were dead. 1653 01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:08,416 No, no. 1654 01:30:08,541 --> 01:30:11,125 Trey, you know June Weathers? 1655 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,291 Yeah, uh, we're old friends. 1656 01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:16,708 June meet Dick. - Richard is fine. 1657 01:30:16,833 --> 01:30:18,958 Oh, it's nice to meet you Dick. 1658 01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,833 God, I heard about the Skull Crusher show. 1659 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,559 They said everyone who was there was killed. 1660 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:23,416 How'd you survive? 1661 01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:25,083 I had the curse of the squirts. 1662 01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:27,458 Curse of the scourge, you twit. 1663 01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:28,809 It's good to see you, Father. 1664 01:30:28,833 --> 01:30:30,291 You too, my boy. 1665 01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:35,916 Still friends? 1666 01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:37,041 Yeah. 1667 01:30:38,333 --> 01:30:40,083 So Miss Weathers, 1668 01:30:40,208 --> 01:30:41,750 how are you here with O'Harahan? 1669 01:30:41,875 --> 01:30:43,333 It's a long story. 1670 01:30:43,458 --> 01:30:46,166 I went to clear my head at the old brewery on Misery Road 1671 01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:48,625 and I overheard the detective 1672 01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:51,041 and his boy sidekick here discussing a tornado. 1673 01:30:51,166 --> 01:30:51,875 Boy sidekick? 1674 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:53,601 Learned we were chasing the same storm. 1675 01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:55,625 So thought I'd help. 1676 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:57,958 Done more than helping Miss Weathers. 1677 01:30:58,083 --> 01:30:59,250 Yeah. No shit. 1678 01:30:59,375 --> 01:31:01,541 Without June here, we wouldn't have a plan. 1679 01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:05,000 Well, we're glad you're here. All of you. 1680 01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:07,000 Don't get cocky, Lipshits. 1681 01:31:07,125 --> 01:31:08,666 Whoa, wait. Lipshits? 1682 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,250 Like Jessy Lipshits? 1683 01:31:10,375 --> 01:31:13,500 I'm her husband. Did you know her? 1684 01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:15,250 She was a friend of a friend. 1685 01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:19,041 But the reports of Jessy and Becca, are they? 1686 01:31:20,666 --> 01:31:23,583 They were in the DeFeo house when the first tornado hit. 1687 01:31:23,708 --> 01:31:24,916 They're gone. 1688 01:31:26,166 --> 01:31:28,916 But they are not lost. 1689 01:31:29,041 --> 01:31:30,875 Boy sidekick. The bag. 1690 01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,166 Holy water. 1691 01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:40,791 One for each team. 1692 01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:42,250 Precisely. 1693 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:44,666 Richard and June will take the west bank. 1694 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:46,958 You boys will take the east. 1695 01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:49,916 I will intercept the storm from the north. 1696 01:31:50,041 --> 01:31:54,250 On my signal, pour the holy water into the lake. 1697 01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:57,083 I will take care of the rest. 1698 01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:59,541 If we succeed, the curse will be lifted 1699 01:31:59,666 --> 01:32:03,458 and every soul stolen by the storm will be put to rest. 1700 01:32:03,583 --> 01:32:05,333 If we fail- We won't. 1701 01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:07,250 Aye. 1702 01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:13,166 O'Harahan, what made you change your mind? 1703 01:32:13,291 --> 01:32:14,500 Your friends. 1704 01:32:15,916 --> 01:32:18,083 I'm afraid I wasn't completely forthcoming with you all 1705 01:32:18,208 --> 01:32:21,458 about what I experienced at Mystic Eye. 1706 01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:25,416 I know I may look it, but I'm not a young man. 1707 01:32:25,541 --> 01:32:28,916 I've spent many years aware of the evil in this town, 1708 01:32:29,041 --> 01:32:32,708 and I'm sad to say, played my part in its history. 1709 01:32:32,833 --> 01:32:35,375 When the first tornado destroyed the DeFeo house, 1710 01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:38,750 a spirit latched itself onto the storm. 1711 01:32:38,875 --> 01:32:42,833 I believe that spirit belongs to my beloved wife. 1712 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,598 Are you fucking telling us that you're 1713 01:32:44,666 --> 01:32:45,666 Salem Poe! 1714 01:32:47,375 --> 01:32:49,458 The Amityville legend's real? 1715 01:32:49,583 --> 01:32:51,208 Unbelievable. 1716 01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:52,958 It was long ago. 1717 01:32:53,083 --> 01:32:55,833 I had just taken a bride, Delilah. 1718 01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:58,333 She was beautiful. 1719 01:32:59,208 --> 01:33:00,875 I wanted to give her the world. 1720 01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:08,458 The year was 1924. 1721 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:12,250 Delilah and I were expecting our first child, 1722 01:33:12,375 --> 01:33:14,416 and so I built us a home. 1723 01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:17,559 Wait a second. What about the haunted wood? 1724 01:33:17,583 --> 01:33:19,833 - Yeah, the haunted wood? - The insane asylum. 1725 01:33:19,958 --> 01:33:22,333 May I continue? 1726 01:33:22,458 --> 01:33:25,791 Fuck me. 1727 01:33:25,916 --> 01:33:28,833 We welcomed Henry to the world. 1728 01:33:28,958 --> 01:33:31,333 We watched him grow. 1729 01:33:31,458 --> 01:33:33,833 And we were happy for a time. 1730 01:33:35,833 --> 01:33:37,750 But there was horror to come. 1731 01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:41,958 A great storm ravaged Amityville. 1732 01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:44,541 It claimed Henry's life. 1733 01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:52,250 In my grief, I turned to God. 1734 01:33:52,375 --> 01:33:54,625 Delilah chose a darker path. 1735 01:33:55,750 --> 01:33:58,250 She sought revenge against the Lord, 1736 01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:00,541 turning to satanic rituals. 1737 01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:03,458 I tried to stop her, 1738 01:34:03,583 --> 01:34:05,583 but there was a struggle. 1739 01:34:06,750 --> 01:34:09,041 In the end, Delilah was dead 1740 01:34:10,791 --> 01:34:12,625 and I was responsible. 1741 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:17,583 I entombed her in the house and fled. 1742 01:34:19,958 --> 01:34:22,958 Tormented by my sin, I awaited death 1743 01:34:24,750 --> 01:34:29,250 only to find the ritual had left me cursed, immortal. 1744 01:34:30,416 --> 01:34:33,583 Seeking penance, I took the cloth, 1745 01:34:33,708 --> 01:34:35,666 and with it, a new name. 1746 01:34:37,416 --> 01:34:38,416 O'Harahan. 1747 01:34:41,041 --> 01:34:45,916 I soon learned Delilah's ritual also left me with a gift. 1748 01:34:46,041 --> 01:34:50,416 By the touch of my hand, I could see an object's past, 1749 01:34:50,541 --> 01:34:51,958 feel a man's pain. 1750 01:34:54,416 --> 01:34:56,875 I remained with the church for a time, 1751 01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:00,250 but my gift became too much to bear. 1752 01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:02,125 I turned to the drink. 1753 01:35:03,583 --> 01:35:07,083 As the years slipped away, so did my mind. 1754 01:35:08,166 --> 01:35:12,625 I forgot the life of Salem, Poe, and Delilah entirely. 1755 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:13,750 Until... 1756 01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:17,083 Wait. I know this room. 1757 01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:19,500 Father! 1758 01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:22,083 This is mind-blowing and all, 1759 01:35:22,208 --> 01:35:24,041 but she's fucking here. 1760 01:35:33,416 --> 01:35:34,916 My God. Delilah! 1761 01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:44,833 Ah! 1762 01:35:45,750 --> 01:35:47,166 Ah, fuck! 1763 01:35:49,833 --> 01:35:52,500 This is it! We have one chance. 1764 01:35:53,625 --> 01:35:57,708 On my signal, pour your holy water into the lake. 1765 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:02,166 What's the signal? 1766 01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:04,875 Just fucking run. 1767 01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:10,958 Trey! 1768 01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:13,083 Come on man. We gotta keep moving. 1769 01:36:13,208 --> 01:36:14,958 I can't. I can't. 1770 01:36:15,083 --> 01:36:16,166 Yes you can. 1771 01:36:18,875 --> 01:36:21,541 I feel, I feel the other side. 1772 01:36:23,208 --> 01:36:25,375 It's the end of the road for me, pal. 1773 01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:26,750 No. Fuck that! 1774 01:36:28,458 --> 01:36:29,958 Take this, dude. 1775 01:36:36,625 --> 01:36:39,666 What, what? What are you...? 1776 01:36:39,791 --> 01:36:42,166 You just need more time. 1777 01:36:42,291 --> 01:36:44,875 And that's what I'm gonna give you. 1778 01:36:47,416 --> 01:36:48,416 Jib! 1779 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,750 Dick? Where are we going? 1780 01:36:57,000 --> 01:36:59,583 Just a little further. 1781 01:36:59,708 --> 01:37:03,500 We're almost there. Just keep pushing. 1782 01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:06,125 I can't see shit! 1783 01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:08,666 This wasn't in my forecast. 1784 01:37:08,791 --> 01:37:11,791 Nice. 1785 01:37:11,916 --> 01:37:12,916 Not good. 1786 01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:14,000 Ah, uh... 1787 01:37:16,916 --> 01:37:17,916 Goddammit. 1788 01:37:28,125 --> 01:37:30,750 Our Father, who art in heaven, 1789 01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:34,166 hallowed be thy Name... 1790 01:37:37,875 --> 01:37:39,958 Hey, ghost lady! 1791 01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:44,125 Oh, the boy. I remember you. 1792 01:37:44,250 --> 01:37:46,375 Put the spinny boy down! 1793 01:37:49,083 --> 01:37:51,750 Look, I know you're pissed off. 1794 01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:52,750 I get it. 1795 01:37:52,875 --> 01:37:55,791 O'Harahan's a total dick for murdering you 1796 01:37:55,916 --> 01:37:59,083 but you don't have to do this. 1797 01:37:59,208 --> 01:38:01,416 You want the board? 1798 01:38:01,541 --> 01:38:02,583 Come take it. 1799 01:38:03,625 --> 01:38:04,791 Oh, fuck me. 1800 01:38:10,125 --> 01:38:13,250 Your faith is weak, Salem. 1801 01:38:13,375 --> 01:38:15,250 Who will save you now? 1802 01:38:15,375 --> 01:38:17,541 Delilah, this is not you. 1803 01:38:19,291 --> 01:38:20,625 This is not you. 1804 01:38:22,083 --> 01:38:24,166 O water, creature of God, 1805 01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:29,583 I exorcise you in the name of God, the Father Almighty, 1806 01:38:29,708 --> 01:38:33,416 in the name of Jesus Christ, His Son our Lord, 1807 01:38:33,541 --> 01:38:36,583 and in the power of the Holy Spirit. 1808 01:38:36,708 --> 01:38:40,041 I exorcise you so that you may put to flight 1809 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:41,958 the power of the enemy 1810 01:38:42,875 --> 01:38:45,583 and be able to root out and supplant that enemy 1811 01:38:45,708 --> 01:38:48,333 with all of his apostate angels, 1812 01:38:49,166 --> 01:38:52,208 through the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, 1813 01:38:52,333 --> 01:38:55,458 who will come to judge the living and the dead 1814 01:38:55,583 --> 01:38:57,333 and the world by fire. 1815 01:38:59,125 --> 01:39:01,916 Fuck you, Amityvillenado! 1816 01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:05,833 Ah! 1817 01:39:11,666 --> 01:39:13,583 Good job, guys. 1818 01:41:16,583 --> 01:41:17,583 Jib, Jib! 1819 01:41:18,666 --> 01:41:22,250 Jib, come on, man. 1820 01:41:22,375 --> 01:41:23,875 Jib. Jib. 1821 01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:25,750 Oh, no, this can't be. 1822 01:41:27,125 --> 01:41:28,625 Somebody, oh, Jib. 1823 01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:32,833 My best friend, come on, man. 1824 01:41:32,958 --> 01:41:36,000 After all we've been through, dude. 1825 01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:38,708 We've come all this way. Come on, dude. 1826 01:41:38,833 --> 01:41:42,500 Jib, man. Come on. 1827 01:41:56,833 --> 01:42:00,041 Dude? Jib. 1828 01:42:07,250 --> 01:42:10,000 You're a lucky fool. 1829 01:42:10,125 --> 01:42:10,958 Here. 1830 01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:12,125 Did we win? 1831 01:42:13,416 --> 01:42:15,500 Yeah. Yeah. Dude, we won. 1832 01:42:17,166 --> 01:42:18,833 - That's tight. - Yeah. 1833 01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:28,583 Father, we did it. It's over. 1834 01:42:30,291 --> 01:42:31,375 Aye. 1835 01:42:39,958 --> 01:42:42,541 Am I dying or did he just...? 1836 01:42:44,833 --> 01:42:47,250 We saw it too, dude. 1837 01:42:47,375 --> 01:42:49,041 Fucking Amityville. 1838 01:43:11,208 --> 01:43:12,375 Be at peace. 1839 01:43:14,583 --> 01:43:16,750 Well, what do we do now? 1840 01:43:19,375 --> 01:43:20,815 I think there's only one thing left. 1841 01:43:40,875 --> 01:43:45,875 ♪ I stormed the scene in a limousine, left in an ambulance ♪ 1842 01:43:47,666 --> 01:43:51,708 ♪ I was sittin' pretty till I prayed to the city ♪ 1843 01:43:51,833 --> 01:43:56,750 ♪ And I never stood a chance ♪ 1844 01:43:57,375 --> 01:44:01,083 ♪ Held as tight as I could stand ♪ 1845 01:44:01,208 --> 01:44:04,291 ♪ Until I had an itch ♪ 1846 01:44:05,458 --> 01:44:09,250 ♪ Travelin' time ♪ ♪ Travelin' time ♪ 1847 01:44:09,375 --> 01:44:13,208 ♪ Travelin' time ♪ ♪ Travelin' time ♪ 1848 01:44:13,333 --> 01:44:15,875 ♪ Travelin' time ♪ ♪ Travelin' time ♪ 1849 01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:18,125 Okay. So the power really comes from your leg. 1850 01:44:18,250 --> 01:44:20,541 Follow through straight wrist. 1851 01:44:20,666 --> 01:44:23,750 See that, the twisting motion? 1852 01:44:23,875 --> 01:44:25,500 Ah. - Oh, okay. 1853 01:44:25,625 --> 01:44:27,851 Some of the, some of the best fighters are just doing this 1854 01:44:27,875 --> 01:44:29,500 until their head pops off. 1855 01:44:29,625 --> 01:44:30,934 I like that technique. 1856 01:44:30,958 --> 01:44:32,638 So if you are ever a robot, that'll work. 1857 01:44:32,750 --> 01:44:35,333 But while you're human. 1858 01:44:35,458 --> 01:44:36,916 Caleb, you made it! 1859 01:44:37,041 --> 01:44:38,750 Hey, yo, what's up? 1860 01:44:41,458 --> 01:44:45,250 Hey, check this out. "I'm Johnny." 1861 01:44:45,375 --> 01:44:47,500 Oh. Oh, that's, that's good. 1862 01:44:47,625 --> 01:44:49,750 That's very good. Very convincing. 1863 01:44:49,875 --> 01:44:52,916 Better not stiff me again, 1864 01:44:53,041 --> 01:44:55,375 'cause I'll fucking kill you. 1865 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:05,208 You guys haven't seen "The Shining"? 1866 01:45:05,333 --> 01:45:10,166 So, uh, Richard, uh, after all this, what's next for you? 1867 01:45:11,583 --> 01:45:14,541 Well, the storm took a lot of lives over at APD 1868 01:45:14,666 --> 01:45:16,708 and my termination was never official. 1869 01:45:16,833 --> 01:45:18,541 So Commissioner Rosenberg 1870 01:45:18,666 --> 01:45:21,583 gave me a full-time position as a detective. 1871 01:45:21,708 --> 01:45:22,791 Dude, that's what's up. 1872 01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:24,000 Yeah! 1873 01:45:24,125 --> 01:45:25,875 Thank you. But I turned it down. 1874 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:27,166 What? 1875 01:45:27,291 --> 01:45:28,041 I mean, Amityville needs someone 1876 01:45:28,166 --> 01:45:29,726 to protect them from the threats unknown. 1877 01:45:29,750 --> 01:45:33,000 And Mystic Eye needs a new detective. 1878 01:45:33,125 --> 01:45:35,500 Hell yeah, detective man. 1879 01:45:35,625 --> 01:45:37,958 Paranormal Detective Dick Lipshits. 1880 01:45:38,083 --> 01:45:39,916 Rolls right off the tongue, man. 1881 01:45:40,041 --> 01:45:41,291 And what about you? 1882 01:45:41,416 --> 01:45:43,125 I mean, meteorologist goes head-to-head 1883 01:45:43,250 --> 01:45:44,916 with a deadly tornado. 1884 01:45:45,041 --> 01:45:48,333 It's pretty badass. What's next for you? 1885 01:45:48,458 --> 01:45:51,958 Been asking myself the same question, man. 1886 01:45:52,083 --> 01:45:52,791 I don't know. 1887 01:45:52,916 --> 01:45:55,500 I'm tired of being in the station 1888 01:45:55,625 --> 01:45:57,250 working under literal dicks. 1889 01:45:57,375 --> 01:45:58,750 And I mean, being out there 1890 01:45:58,875 --> 01:46:01,958 amongst the chaos was a fucking rush. 1891 01:46:02,083 --> 01:46:03,184 I never really considered it, 1892 01:46:03,208 --> 01:46:06,791 but being out in the field sounds pretty rad. 1893 01:46:06,916 --> 01:46:07,958 Yeah. 1894 01:46:08,083 --> 01:46:10,375 June Weathers. Storm chaser. 1895 01:46:11,583 --> 01:46:13,000 Oh yeah! 1896 01:46:13,125 --> 01:46:14,434 That actually rolls off the tongue. 1897 01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:16,166 Yeah, it does. 1898 01:46:16,291 --> 01:46:20,250 Dude, Storm Chasers would be a pretty good band name. 1899 01:46:20,375 --> 01:46:22,041 Smelling what I'm stepping in? 1900 01:46:22,166 --> 01:46:24,916 We become the band. Storm Chasers is the name. 1901 01:46:25,041 --> 01:46:28,750 Ooh, that's a terrible idea. Terrible name. 1902 01:46:29,666 --> 01:46:31,958 No, just messing with you. Just a little joke. 1903 01:46:32,083 --> 01:46:33,416 Stick me on vocals! 1904 01:46:33,541 --> 01:46:35,166 Vocals, yeah. 1905 01:46:35,291 --> 01:46:36,892 Trey, you don't even play an instrument. 1906 01:46:36,916 --> 01:46:39,250 I don't need to play an instrument, dude. I'm a hype man. 1907 01:46:39,375 --> 01:46:41,125 Storm Chasers! Ow! 1908 01:46:41,250 --> 01:46:42,833 Jib on guitar. - I don't know. 1909 01:46:42,958 --> 01:46:44,333 - June on vocals. - Mm-mm. 1910 01:46:44,458 --> 01:46:47,916 Lipshits on drums. 1911 01:46:48,041 --> 01:46:49,208 Let's do it, dude. 1912 01:46:49,333 --> 01:46:53,375 What? You're just gonna learn how to play the drums now? 1913 01:46:55,250 --> 01:46:56,750 Fuckin' A. 1914 01:46:56,875 --> 01:46:58,184 I know you have lives to get back to 1915 01:46:58,208 --> 01:47:00,000 and you've only been here for the weekend, 1916 01:47:00,125 --> 01:47:03,083 but you're doing pretty well here. 1917 01:47:03,208 --> 01:47:04,541 You stick around? 1918 01:47:06,083 --> 01:47:11,083 You know, Becca always wanted me to move closer to home. 1919 01:47:11,333 --> 01:47:12,500 Maybe we will. 1920 01:47:20,250 --> 01:47:22,291 To Becca and Jessy. 1921 01:47:22,416 --> 01:47:23,583 To O'Harahan. 1922 01:47:27,166 --> 01:47:29,708 ♪ The days were so much better spent ♪ 1923 01:47:29,833 --> 01:47:34,625 ♪ Waiting to see some discontent, yeah ♪ 1924 01:47:34,750 --> 01:47:38,291 Hey, Dick. Let's give these two a minute. 1925 01:47:51,291 --> 01:47:53,375 What a fucking weekend. 1926 01:47:54,375 --> 01:47:55,375 Yeah. 1927 01:47:59,208 --> 01:48:01,125 Sorry, I, I gotta say something. I. 1928 01:48:01,250 --> 01:48:03,791 You don't have to say anything, dude. It's fine. 1929 01:48:03,916 --> 01:48:05,041 No, no, I do. 1930 01:48:05,166 --> 01:48:07,500 It's, this trip was just so important to you 1931 01:48:07,625 --> 01:48:10,208 and I fucking ruined it. 1932 01:48:10,333 --> 01:48:13,750 Like the Skull Crusher show, the DeFeo house. 1933 01:48:13,875 --> 01:48:17,250 Even, even when we found out about Becca. 1934 01:48:20,375 --> 01:48:21,666 I acted like a selfish prick 1935 01:48:21,791 --> 01:48:25,000 and I should have been a better friend. 1936 01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:28,000 I'm sorry. 1937 01:48:29,458 --> 01:48:32,958 Dude, you're the best friend I ever had. 1938 01:48:40,625 --> 01:48:42,083 Okay, okay. Enough of that. 1939 01:48:42,208 --> 01:48:43,309 I gotta go save June and Dick 1940 01:48:43,333 --> 01:48:45,666 from the harbinger of doom over there. 1941 01:48:45,791 --> 01:48:47,431 - Boo! Boo! - Yeah, yeah. 1942 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:49,208 I'll be there in sec. 1943 01:49:15,666 --> 01:49:17,250 ♪ Fortune teller told me ♪ 1944 01:49:17,375 --> 01:49:20,375 ♪ Things are looking pretty grim for me ♪ 1945 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:25,250 ♪ Had a million chances to find out where I'm supposed to be ♪ 1946 01:49:25,375 --> 01:49:30,250 ♪ Kept on pushing my luck and now it's catching up to me ♪ 1947 01:49:30,375 --> 01:49:35,166 ♪ But I guess that it comes for all of us eventually ♪ 1948 01:49:35,291 --> 01:49:37,333 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh ♪ 1949 01:49:37,458 --> 01:49:40,375 ♪ Feels like I'm the walking dead ♪ 1950 01:49:40,500 --> 01:49:42,208 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh ♪ 1951 01:49:42,333 --> 01:49:45,541 ♪ With all these ghosts up in my head ♪ 1952 01:49:45,666 --> 01:49:47,083 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh ♪ 1953 01:49:47,208 --> 01:49:52,000 ♪ And if I'm never coming back ♪ 1954 01:49:52,125 --> 01:49:56,208 ♪ Would you just bury me in black ♪ 1955 01:50:04,375 --> 01:50:09,291 ♪ Spelled out my name on your Ouija board ♪ 1956 01:50:09,416 --> 01:50:14,000 ♪ Heard my heart beating through your floor ♪ 1957 01:50:14,125 --> 01:50:18,875 ♪ I guess it's time that I make amends ♪ 1958 01:50:19,000 --> 01:50:23,958 ♪ It's time to meet my fiery end ♪ 1959 01:50:24,166 --> 01:50:26,250 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh ♪ 1960 01:50:26,375 --> 01:50:29,333 ♪ Feels like I'm the walking dead ♪ 1961 01:50:29,458 --> 01:50:31,083 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh ♪ 1962 01:50:31,208 --> 01:50:34,583 ♪ With all these ghosts up in my head ♪ 1963 01:50:34,708 --> 01:50:36,166 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh-oh ♪ 1964 01:50:36,291 --> 01:50:40,958 ♪ And if I'm never coming back ♪ 1965 01:50:41,083 --> 01:50:46,000 ♪ Would you just bury me in black ♪ 1966 01:50:50,916 --> 01:50:55,166 ♪ Would you just bury me in black ♪